Everyone wants to be (or thinks they are) funny. And why not! Everyone loves clowns, especially really hot slutty chicks who put out...... to clowns. And if you're funny enough you can have your own super funny show like Friends! Wait, no. Anyway here are some do's and don'ts of being funny (and I know).
3. Physical injuries
2. Make fun of my name
3. Write guides
4. Become Ross
5. Bodily functions
Well there you have it. Remember to use wit, cuss, and get hurt, secrete vile fluids or a combination of everything. Here is a great example:
Guy One: I'm pissed off because I got a cut on my arm!
One Funny Bastard: Well that's better than being pissed on. (wit)
One Funny Bastard whips out his penis and pisses (bodily fluids) all over Guy One's wound.
Guy One: It burns!!! (physical injury)
One Funny Bastard: Suck my fucking cock, bitch! (cussing)
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