Catching up with LTM writers can be nearly impossible! It takes much patience and love, as finding one that is not extremely busy entertaining people with witty comments on street corners, can be time and love consuming. Knowing where celebraties spend their off time is something I have learned from years of experience stalking people. Luckily I caught Joe at just such a place, during just such a time, enabling me to ask all the questions you so desperately wanted to know!

Tiffany: hi Joe

Joe: omg it is tiffany

Tiffany: can I please ask you some questions?

Joe: I SUPPOSE

Tiffany: I want to get to know you as a person.

Joe: :-o!

Tiffany: so here is my first question:

Joe: you crazy

Tiffany: What is your favorite thing to do at home?

Joe: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Joe: Play video games I guess there is nothing to do.

Tiffany: What is your favorite video game?

Joe: guuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh I dunno. I probably don't really have one[.]

Tiffany: Joe, which do you prefer. Salt or pepper, (or) salt and pepper?

Joe: But I could I ask you exactly why you have a sudden interest to get to know me as a person all of a sudden?

Tiffany: SHUT UP I AM ASKING THE PENETRATING QUESTIONS

Joe: YES BUT WHY

Tiffany: ANSWER THE QUESTION

Joe: I prefer Salt and Pepa :D

Tiffany: thanks

Joe: THE GROUP

Joe: hee

Tiffany: what is your favorite thing that you do on ListenToMe.net?

Joe: uhh the comics they are easier

Tiffany: You have a series of comics. Which one do you feel represents your innerself?

Joe: hee

Tiffany: >:

Joe: :D

Tiffany: answer

Tiffany: >:

Joe: Umm I'll say One Panel Comics

Tiffany: Why?

Joe: Because those sometimes start with some idea or point I have in my mind and I decide to translate them to comic form

Joe: Or, alternatively, they are completely inane which is the kind of humor I probably appreciate most.

Tiffany: Do you think Gringo is hot?

Joe: Gringo as in Mapso or Gringo™ as in the comic character?

Tiffany: Gringo as in mapso

Joe: He's a decent looking man. I do not think he is HOT though

Tiffany: so if he was a girl would you date him?

Joe: No. He is not funny enough.

Tiffany: would you date me?

Joe: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tiffany: say yes

Joe: Um ok yes

Tiffany: ok! and finally, is there any advice you can give me on silent hill 1?

Joe: only play through it once and then do not play it again because it is too scary

Tiffany: Thank you for your time!!!

Joe: Oh and use some online guide to get the different endings because what you have to do is ridiculous and no normal person would think of it ever

Joe: NO PROBLEM DAWG YOU CONFOUND ME YO

Tiffany: I said thank you for your time.

Joe: >:

Joe: You are mean