Chosen By: Listen To Me
Back in October, this site gave you the chance to win a copy of Mel Brooks' fine comedy, Blazing Saddles, on DVD. All you had to do was stop being fat and lazy for five minutes and come with either a funny caption or a funny Photoshop manipulation crazy-thing of the image below.
Easy, huh? You'd think so, but the number of entries that contained the words "fags" and "gay" were even higher than I'd expected. Still, each to their own. After much careful deliberation (read: sending an email to all the site's staff and getting impatient when a few didn't respond), a winner was chosen for both types of entries.
Below, you can see the image above but - DUN DUN DUN! - with the added bonus of seeing the winning caption and winner's fun name on it too. Exciting! Below that, you can see a long, boring list of the other captions which we didn't choose. Oh well! Better luck next time. NEXT TIME, GADGET, NEXT TIME!
So, congratulations to you, and I hope you're happy poor Gringo's pockets are being emptied to fund your stupid, stupid DVD. As for the rest of you, your entries, which weren't chosen as winners, follow.
"Dom's Cheerleading School for Uptight White Guys."
"Light a match and I can fly"
"I think you will have to take numbers. I know the butt looks good!"
"Alrighty boys! I'm ready for the group frisking!"
...and then he put the handcuffs on...
Everyone on the set was transfixed as DeLouise segued into a melodic fart solo after the big dance number was over.
"...and I put my hands like this, and pushed my waist out like this, and he proceeded to..."
"The first thing you do in jail, guys, is to push your cellmate against the wall like this and then you use this orange cone...."
How To Succeed In Prison Without Really Trying
...and a newly slimmed down James Koko came bursting, nay, came out of the closet with all the velocity of a DC Sniper round to show all the top-hatted-hotties the new "Slimmin' down With an Anal Pound" workout designed especially for him by Richard Simmons.
Dancer: Y'know, when I first got here, I was all horny being around all of these gay guys. But the director? He....he just wrecks the very thought of that orgy we were planning later on. I mean, just look at that ass!
The sight of his Director dancing was too much for Jacob to resist. Suddenly, and uncontrollably, The sexual urges forced his large, orange boner through his pants.
"Say, this isn't the casting for Canonball Run 3?"
This is where those sweaty old fat ladies can do their stuff......Richard Simmons, eat your heart out.
"I just had my tails removed last week and I feel great! Take a look!"
"Spread 'em? Gladly, officer!"
"Enough with the canes, lube up the megaphone and just jam it in there!"
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