Taco Bell's Carne Asada Improv Promotional Site - I'm a Bad Person
Review By: Joe

So! Taco Bell has this website up to tie in with their new Superbowl commercial that I haven't seen. The website is basically this little flash dealy that presents you with an animation of two talking lions performing stand-up at a comedy club. The first lion says a randomly selected setup, following which you type in what the second lion says in response. Then the first lion finishes with the corresponding punchline to the aforementioned randomly-selected setup.

WELLETY! Whenever a corporate entity provides us craaazy users with a service such as this, I feel it is my duty as a consumer to come up with the absolute worst possible things I can think of to type in. Couple that with the fact that I'm a horrible and lazy webmaster and you've got yourself some brand new content! (I've actually removed our stupid copyright notice from this page, for fear of Taco Bell coming to hurt more than my digestive system.) NICE!

My co-worker and I literally spent AT LEAST the final hour of our workday yesterday coming up with horrible things to type in and figuring out loopholes in the censoring system they have in place. Incidentally, for those of you who want to create your own poetry, we discovered that you can put any curse, racial slur, or reference to Hitler (and, yes, they really did try to censor people typing "Hitler") you want if you just use dashes or underscores instead of spaces. It's that easy, my friends!

Extra fun note: Strangely enough, an attempt at censoring all racial slurs was made, EXCEPT for "nigger" and "nigga." It's almost like they left them in deliberately. Also, yes, there is an option to embed these, but I screwed it up, so they just open in new windows instead.

PLEASE ENJOY THE HORRIBLE THINGS I HAVE DONE. These are how I did them, in the order I did them. Your love/penis will grow and grow. I'm sure these will expire eventually, so get the disturbingness while the gettin's good!

#1 - HOMOHOMO THE LION

#2 - DICKTARD THE LION

#3 - TWATBURGER THE LION

#4 - ASSPAL THE LION

#5 - CAPT. OBVIOUS THE LION

#6 - KIKE-BITCH THE LION

#7 - INTERNETSTING THE LION


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