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Senorita Gringo
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His Life As Candidate For Senate

A Necessary Evil

Sheriff Gringo believes the time is right to send an independent voice to Washington D.C. As a lawman in a small community, Gringo has learnt how to order people to obey him and is more than willing to use his gun on the Senate floor as leverage to get bills passed which will mostly just benefit himself. Sometimes, he might even support a law that would benefit other people and places in New Jersey.

If the honorable people of the state of New Jersey elect Gringo, he promises to at least try and work one day out of the year. He may accept bribes, but unfortunately until - or if - he is elected we have no further details on how to make a bribe. Although this is the first time Gringo has competed for statewide political office, he feels confident that he deserves your vote. Simple as that.