Yeah, I write Haikus.
Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?
Ok I'm finished.

I hate pubic hairs
In my mouth, really nasty.
I will eat some pie.

1,2,3,4,5
1,2,3,4,5,6,2 (Seven has two syllables, jackass! I called you jackass! HAHA!!)
1,2,3,4,5

Hello kitty rules.
Dear Daniel sucks my turds.
I like the fish guy.

Masturbation is cool.
Especially when I cum,
In your eye, you scream.

Why do I write these?
I mean, Jesus, Haikus suck.
I will stop quickly.

Smoking is super!
Lung cancer is very cool.
I need cigarettes.

These Haikus by me,
Yes, the t-w-@,
It rhymes with bat. Bye!