November 29th, 2003
Look! Joe's Spurt comic isn't dead! Well, okay, he hasn't drawn one for a long, long time but today marks a rare update for that wacky series, with the 33rd piece of comedy inspiration. Savour it!

November 27th, 2003
Hooray for unfunny updates! No, not the comic UnFunny, because that's really rather good. Instead, you get an update on how the Gringo For President campaign is, um, proceeding.

November 26th, 2003
I've reviewed the recently-released Indiana Jones DVDs. For no reason other than the fact I've got them. Coming up next: a review of bad haircuts, of which I have been the bearer of several. And after that: VD.

November 25th, 2003
Hey, you cheap bastards, buy something from our store! Someone has to pay Lauren for writing articles. You don't want him to become homeless, do you? You do? Wow! We've got something in common. Want to have sex?

November 23rd, 2003
Chim chiminy, chim chiminy, chim chim cheree, the review today is worse than blood in your pee. Chim chiminy, chim chiminy, chim chim cheroo, I don't have AIDS, it's just the flu.

November 22nd, 2003
It's a double-Jeff explosion of joy today, as he's back with yet another UnFunny comic. You want more joy? Stop being so greedy, you fat comic-guzzling fat fat fatty!

November 19th, 2003
Hold onto your potatoes because Jeff has written a review of the game Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. Why I put every movie/game/song name in italics, I have absolutely no idea.

November 17th, 2003
Lauren has joined the LTM family full-time, leaving his bastard son status behind and becoming one of the kindred...sorry, that's just pathetic. He's now a staff writer instead of a guest writer. Celebrations all round? That's for you to decide.

November 16th, 2003
Hey you! Our crappy A1 merchandise store is back up, with a bundle of new products. Also, if you click the "Send Us Money" button to your top left, you can donate funds to LTM through PayPal. Keep the unfunny going!

November 15th, 2003
It's our 100th movie review today. We're having a celebration party at LTM Towers with cake, free alcohol and candy. Sadly, all you get is another incoherent article about Disney animated movies.

November 12th, 2003
Another Powerpuff Girl comic from Joe. Also, visit the following two links: first of all, Parasite TV. Then go and visit Some Kid. If you don't go to either, I'll kick you in the face. TWICE.

November 9th, 2003
Joe sent me a review of some show called FLCL and demanded I put it up today. Okay, he didn't demand so much as ask in an e-mail, but you get the idea. What an amazing thing!

November 7th, 2003
I've got a golden ticket! I've got a golden twinkle in my eye! However, unlike Granpda Joe I'm not (a) dead or (b) going to a chocolate factory. Instead, I'm putting up Joe's latest rant. Good morning! Look at the sun!

November 5th, 2003
Today marks the day - many years ago - when Guy Fawkes tried to make the House of Parliament go KABLAMMA! Fitting in with the spirit of the day, Ross has reviewed the game Conflict: Middle East Political Simulator.

November 3rd, 2003
BAAAAAAA BA-BA BA-BA BA-BA-BA-BA-BA BA BA-BA BA-BA-BIP! BA BA-BA BA-BA BA-BA-BA-BA-BA RRRP-BA-BA-BA-BIP! Just part of the Benny Hill theme tune. Also, a new One Panel Comic.

November 1st, 2003
Joe has written a review of the movie Blade. I really should start hiring someone to write more exciting news updates, but that would involve effort like talking to people, so instead you just get this sort of jibber-jabber.

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