October 31st, 2003
Because it's Halloween, I've done another semi-relevant article writing about four more monster movies made by Universal Studios. It also explains the shoddy monster graphics and black-and-white colours. Great.
October 29th, 2003
Jeff marches back into town with more UnFunny. Although this is a website, not a town, and he e-mailed me the latest comic, not marching across the Atlantic to hand it to me. BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.
October 27th, 2003
The campaign to get Sheriff Gringo elected President next year rumbles on like some terminal illness. Find out why an e-mail to the Sheriff from some random person has got him all excited!
October 26th, 2003
The last review of guest writer week or whatever the hell it's called now. Shinobi Dragon has reviewed House Of 1,000 Corpses. Yes, I know Tiffany did this just a few days ago, but Shinobi's is a DVD review so, um, uh...
October 25th, 2003
Yet another review by Lauren, this time of the movie S.W.A.T. which stars some people and is about some stuff happening. Don't worry, guest review week finishes tomorrow.
October 24th, 2003
A rather strange guest article by Tiffany today. She decided to interview Joe, as in the guy from this website, and then send me his responses. You can be the judge of the end result. JUDGE ON, MISTER.
October 23rd, 2003
Yet another guest review by Lauren?! When will they stop!?! Well, try Saturday if you want an exact date. Before you get his next article, read all about why he seems to hate Billy Mays. I'm sure Mr. Mays is a very nice man.
October 22nd, 2003
Another day, another cliché phrase used in an update. Fleopatra is back with the third - and seemingly final - lot of haikus of doom he, she or it felt necessary to send to me.
October 21st, 2003
Tiffany is back with another guest review and this time she's casting her critical eye over the movie House Of 1,000 Corpses. See, there's a straight-forward update for you.
October 20th, 2003
Yet another infernal guest review week is here, and prolific guest writer Lauren starts things off with his guest article about Internet lingo. Think I can possibly get the word guest in this update much more?
October 19th, 2003
Joe wrote a rant about MasterCard a long time ago. Once again I've managed to fail spectacularly at uploading it within a year of it being sent to me. Still, better late than never. OR IS IT?!?!?!
October 15th, 2003
Read my review of the three Gabriel Knight PC games! Please? Also, for your general information you should know that Polish people + Chicago = a world of crazy.
October 12th, 2003
Here comes Joe with a very, very old review of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. My apologies for not uploading this when it was first written three centuries ago. YES, BEFORE THE MOVIE WAS MADE.
October 10th, 2003
More than a week without an update! HOW DID YOU COPE?! Relax! Joe is here to ease your pain with more perfectly legal Powerpuff Girls comics! Well, just the one more, but it's a start.
October 1st, 2003
Darth's reviewed the movie Crossroads. Read it if you want to. By the way, the next update will be on the 10th because I have to quickly get out of the country for a week or so.