October 31st, 2001
As some kind of mini Halloween special, I thought I'd - somewhat unoriginally - review a scary movie. Instead, I chose The Flintstones Meet Rockula And Frankenstone.
October 30th, 2001
Out of some kind of twisted respect for Joe's comic, Spurt, guest writer Sopa has made an addition to the series. I think it makes about as much sense as the real writer's work.
October 29th, 2001
Darth Phenom's made his annual contribution to this site, with his review of EA Rugby 2001. This is good, because it means I can be lazy for a few more days before having to write something new.
October 28th, 2001
Another day, another Spurt. The best thing about today's comic is the fact that it is incredibly short - only two panels long - so the pain lasts for a smaller amount of time.
October 26th, 2001
Guest-reviewing-type-person Jeff has written his verdict of the Playstation game Silent Hill 2. Read what he thinks of the game. His review includes a comic which is (somewhat obviously) far better than Gringo.
October 24th, 2001
Joe likes The Daily Show. He even used to like the comedian Jon Stewart. But something happened which Joe felt angry enough to write about. Read what he's written, then understand why his hate list has a new entry.
October 22nd, 2001
More Spurt, this time involving a sheep, a shock, and a super secret. Yes, I know they're not very good, but I don't care because I didn't make them. Send all hate mail to Joe instead.
October 21st, 2001
For better or (more likely) worse, there's a new fake site. This one has a lot to do with pancakes. On a completely unrelated note, you can now submit a review or anything else. Write for us and be bribed for your efforts.
October 20th, 2001
Having some sort of urge to watch two really bad movies, I've just seen Crocodile Dundee and its sequel (the originally titled Crocodile Dundee II). As a result, you can now read my review of them.
October 19th, 2001
I often plead with Joe to stop writing. I really do. However, he hates my face and never listens to me (which is slightly bizarre given this site's title), and has reviewed the PC game Amazon Trail.
October 18th, 2001
Good old Magnum P.I. Where would we be without it? Tom Selleck might never have become famous were it not for the show. Even though I never saw a single episode, the theme tune has inspired me to write a review.
October 17th, 2001
Even though there's still a couple of months to go before the new year, that hasn't stopped John Madden releasing his prematurely-titled game Madden 2002. Here in good old 2001, you can read Joe's review of it.
October 16th, 2001
The obsession with all things Ninja Academy continues, bringing you an interview with one of the main cast members, Robert Factor. And if you haven't entered our
competition to win the movie on DVD, do so. Now.
October 15th, 2001
After defeating the evil mind thieves, Mr. T and his heroic team of gymnasts thought they could take it easy. But no! Little did they know they were headed towards mystery...on the Rocky Mountain Express! Shame it's not very good.
October 14th, 2001
It's Spurt number five, which is thankfully not at all like Mambo Number 5. It has nothing to do with Lou Bega and everything to do with a certain obscenely-named creature from Tazmania.
October 12th, 2001
Even though Listen To Me has only been around since June, we've already managed to write a fair amount of bad stuff. To help you avoid it, we've come up with the definitive list of our five worst reviews...ever!
October 11th, 2001
Star Wars: Force Commander was released for PCs a year or two ago. I don't know if it's still available, but because this site is on the cutting edge of games news from 1998, you can now read a review of it.
October 10th, 2001
Inspired by the news that two people find his Spurt comic funny, Joe has written and drawn (very cheaply) another one. Don't blame me, I've got nothing to do with it this time. Unlike Gringo. Now there's a bad comic.
October 7th, 2001
There's a new fake site, which focuses a great deal on chairs. Read it.
Shake your head in despair. Repeat thirty-one times.
October 6th, 2001
Goldy III promises so much - Mr. T, Cheech Marin, an annoying little girl and a very big golden bear. Ross reviewed it, so find out whether the movie fulfilled its promise or lied like a dirty, dirty tramp.
October 4th, 2001
October 2nd, 2001
Reading my review of Ninja Academy and its soundtrack has no doubt made you jealous that I own a copy of this fine movie. Well, calm yourselves - you can now win a DVD of the movie by clicking in this general direction!
October 1st, 2001
Joe has written a review of the new Fox television series Undeclared. True to form, the tagline he chose for his review is easily the most instantly offensive on this site so far.