August 31st, 2003
Cookies? Who told you you could eat my cookies? Well I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach! You son of a bitch! Here is yet more UnFunny!

August 29th, 2003
Oh...you want to fuck with me? You think you know bad? You're a fucking CVOIR BOY compared to me! A CVOIR BOY! YOU GO READ JOE'S MOVIE REVIEW INSTEAD!!!

August 27th, 2003
There's someone in my house, eating my birthday cake, with my family, and it's not me! There's also a new UnFunny comic, written, created, designed and, uh, written again by Jeff.

August 25th, 2003
Hi! Good morning! How are you? YOU ARE MINE NOW! YOU BELONG TO ME! Well you must be very proud of yourself. SCHTOP IT! Also, a review of dated computer game North & South.

August 23rd, 2003
Joe's One Panel Comics are like a big happy family. They've just given birth to family member number 10 with the latest comic. Break out the champagne! Hooray for everything!

August 21st, 2003
Jeff has returned! Well, he wrote this review of Samurai Sunday quite some time ago, but you don't need to know that! Let's just pretend it's hot off the press. Yes...the LTM press...quite.

August 19th, 2003
More supporters have joined the Gringo for President bandwagon! Get involved today and send in your image that tells everyone you're voting for the bloodthirsty sheriff!

August 17th, 2003
A Darth Phenom review today because you love him so much. He's reviewed the soundtrack to some movie called Armaan. It's not even that offensive! Wha' happened?!

August 14th, 2003
Ever played one of the Leisure Suit Larry games, made by Sierra? No? I have. In fact, I've played all six of them (even though the series goes up to number seven). Click to find out more! Or don't.

August 9th, 2003
Multi-million dollar post-production on Joe's cinematic epic, The Enchanted Nemesis, is now complete and the whole damn movie is available to download. Count yourselves lucky! Go on, start counting, pricks!

August 7th, 2003
It's the end of guest review week, which may be good or bad news depending on your point of view. Anyway, today's update is an article about Grand Theft Auto: Vice City by Shinobi Dragon.

August 6th, 2003
Yet another guest review, and this time it's Tiffany giving her opinion on the Hannibal Lecter movie Red Dragon. Last update of guest review week is tomorrow, if you were wondering.

August 5th, 2003
Ages ago, someone going by the name of Fleopatra sent me three separate e-mails, all filled with some haikus. Seeing as it's guest review week, I thought it'd be better late than never to put up the first bunch.

August 4th, 2003
After day three comes day four, which means more guest reviews. Today, ShootTheWeasel (sneaky fact; he has written for this site before) reveals the five best cult movies...ever! Well, in his opinion at least.

August 3rd, 2003
Day three of the guest review week (if I'd planned this properly it could have had a catchy name...but then again, no), and Simon has written something about the video game Dark Age Of Camelot.

August 2nd, 2003
The guest reviews continue today, with El Harlock providing his opinion on the movie Deathsport. I've never heard of it, so I'm just going to agree with everything he says.

August 1st, 2003
Today sees a week of guest articles starting up. First is Lauren, who has already reviewed the movie Dream Catcher. This time, he's explaining how to commit armed robbery in six easy steps.

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