April 30th, 2002
Darth Phenom has written a review of Final Fantasy VII. Apparently, it's a popular computer game. I wouldn't know, because I don't hang with the cool kids. Anyway, you can read the review. And that's about it.

April 27th, 2002
It's finally here, ready to cause untold misery. The first Gringo (the Wild West Sheriff, not my stupid pseudonym) cartoon made in Flash by Ross, written by Joe and voiced by gullible people is done. Well, kind of.

April 24th, 2002
Darth Phenom wrote a review of The Friday Rock Show quite a while ago. However, that show was cancelled a while ago, and I'm only just putting the review up. Want to know why? I'm not telling!

April 22nd, 2002
To mark, uh, Richard Nixon's death on this day in 1994, you can now fulfil your darkest fantasy...yes! You can be President Nixon! It's all thanks to Ross and his magical Richard M. Nixon Commemorative Soundboard.

April 20th, 2002
Hey, it's been a while since we've had a Spurt update. Calm yourselves, as Joe returns with another episode of his wacky comic. It's also the third comic in a row he's had help with. Originality is dead!

April 18th, 2002
Mack Salmon returns with a review of Dragonball Z. This is a good time to welcome him as the newest staff member (send him abuse directly via the email page!), and all the benefits that brings him (hint: none at all).

April 16th, 2002
There is a movie called The Time Machine. It stars Guy Pearce, who was also in Memento. Ross wrote a review of The Time Machine. That review is now here for everyone to read. Misery for all!

April 15th, 2002
Guest writer Mack Salmon has provided the site with a movie review. It's an all-encompassing review of Memento, a movie about someone trying to solve a murder, but suffering from short-term memory (this fact is important).

April 14th, 2002
The Rants section gets its first update today, as Joe unleashes his Bathroom Stream of Consciousness on an unexpecting audience of three visitors. The joke never gets old!

April 12th, 2002
Dan wrote a review of one of the trailers for Star Wars: Episode II. I don't think it's the latest one he reviewed, but to tell you the truth I stopped caring either way a long, long time ago.

April 10th, 2002
Now for something completely different. As part of my plan to interview everyone in the world, ever (hint: not really), you can now read a quick, five question interview with RuPaul.

April 7th, 2002
Today you can learn how to overcome that nightmare social problem; being tongue-tied. Your teachers for this lesson in life are the cast members of the most insane children's show ever - the once-popular British production Rainbow.

April 6th, 2002
I wrote a review of the NES game Duck Tales 2 for Invisible Summer. Read it if you want to, but definitely give the site a visit and check out Tanner's review of the original Duck Tales whilst you're there.

April 4th, 2002
There's a new fake site with an unoriginal title and concept. However, I drew everything myself. With my own hands! Which kind of shows you that I need to get out more. Oh, and I don't normally draw big circles over the letter 'i'.

April 1st, 2002
We're not creative enough to come up with some sort of April Fool's joke, so instead Ross put his talents to good use. He made a picture of a horse, and I put it up on the site. Simple as that.

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