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March 31st, 2003
I wrote this review of the computer game Indiana Jones And The Infernal Machine a very long time ago. I didn't even re-read it before uploading it, so forgive me in advance.

March 30th, 2003
Take two veteran actors. Add one Dan Aykroyd. Subtract quality. Throw in some guff about ex-Presidents being chased. Call it My Fellow Americans. Recipe for success, surely? Um, no.

March 29th, 2003
Ross has updated the list of Axis Of Evil homepage members. Go find out who's the latest to sign up, and then send in your application to be bestest friends with Saddam, Khomi and Kim.

March 26th, 2003
More Joe, because you love him so much. He's written a review of alleged sitcom Will & Grace, and seems to take exception with, well, most of the show. Read for fun, or maybe misery! Who knows?!

March 24th, 2003
Spring has sprung (has it?) and that means lots of happy sunny weather on its way, culminating in that season everyone loves, the time of year known as summer. Well, everyone except Joe.

March 22nd, 2003
Short sound clips and badly cropped pictures abound in my review of that horror comedy movie classic, Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Read the review to learn why you should never trust a clown. Or even a klown. Ho ho!

March 20th, 2003
Another Jeff review, this time of the video game Luigi's Mansion. And no link in this update. Things can only get better, as that crap band - whose name I happily forget - once sang.

March 18th, 2003
Joe's created a finely-crafted review of a Ben Affleck movie called Changing Lanes. Fun times ahead! Now for more links! Go see what the Specialcurry Project is all about.

March 16th, 2003
After an absence of quite some time, Joe's Spurt comic gets another update. I've already forgotten what today's comic is about, so just click and find out. After that, go visit Jason Rivera.

March 14th, 2003
Ooh, the Oscars are approaching! You know what that means? Yes! Stupid movies getting rewarded for being nothing more than suck on a big screen! But it also means another Oscar prediction piece. Sorry.

March 13th, 2003
The linking madness, it never stops! It's infected my brain like some virus, slowly forcing me to keep updating with links to other sites. Wow, that was an unfunny couple of sentences. Anyway, go visit Hopeless Losers.

March 12th, 2003
That crazy Ross character just can't stop producing stuff for this site! He's crafted an intelligent, highly creative review of the Ben Affleck movie Daredevil just for you! Yes, you.

March 11th, 2003
Ever wanted to be even more of a dork than you already are? Then read Ross' helpful instructions telling you how to join in the Listen To Me chat. It's like a party! And everyone's invited! But they lost their invitations.

March 10th, 2003
Guest writer Supe has turned his attention to utensils for his first article. It's a rant about knives, forks and spoons. Oh, and it includes a badly drawn picture of Richard Nixon saying "Please bring me spoon".

March 8th, 2003
I decided to waste a lot of money buying DVDs of quite a few so-called classic monster horror movies made by Universal Studios. I then decided to waste a lot of time reviewing some of them.

March 6th, 2003
Today's UnFunny is a chance for those of you who remember playing a NES game about a stupid fat white blob (you guess now!) to relive the horror. No more explanations will be given, just go take a look.

March 5th, 2003
Link time! Go to Oratory Opinions right now, or I'll stab you in the heart! Then, after that, relax with a pleasant sojourn out to meet the Angry German. What are you waiting for? You heard me! DO THIS NOW!

March 4th, 2003
Time for a Joe review! He has been locked in a cupboard playing crappy computer games just so you can read all about them. Also, that is all a lie, so just go read his opinion on Syberia.

March 3rd, 2003
Whoops! I completely forgot about a site plug someone asked me for a while ago. So here it is. Matt, from Matt & Joe, has a new site. Go visit WangFlop for prank call-related stuff!

March 2nd, 2003
Guest writer Rennie has written a review of horror movie The Shining. I have no idea if the movie's good or not, so just go along with whatever the review says. Also, if you want to suffer the indignity of writing for this site, click here!


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