March 30th, 2002
Instead of reading a new review, for today go and visit The Kandyflipp Project. They're an insane band worthy of your attention. At least it beats another episode of Gringo or Spurt.
March 29th, 2002
So we've had four forums already. Now, thanks to NEO, webmaster of the excellent A Broken Crate site, we have a new, fully-working forum. Go and post, and then visit ABC every day for the next 500 years. Give or take.
March 27th, 2002
American music or British music? Which is better? If you care, Dan has come up with an answer. Oh, and blame the lack of pictures in the review on me. Or don't, and we'll pretend this whole update never happened.
March 25th, 2002
There's a new section on this site. Rants will be a place for the rubbish I wouldn't put in any normal sections. Oh, and we're now back at this forum. Go and post and tell us how much you hate us.
March 24th, 2002
Later on today, a lot of very rich movie-making types will be busy congratulating themselves at the 74th Academy Awards. Just because you don't care, you can now read my prediction for the winner of one very special Oscar.
March 22nd, 2002
If you haven't seen the Resident Evil movie then let Joe be your guide, as he takes you on a tour of the game it's spawned from, the movie and travelling through New York with the letter J shaved into his hair.
March 18th, 2002
At last, an update to the seemingly ignored music section. It's Joe's review of Mindless Self Indulgence's second album, Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy. No, I've never heard of the band either.
March 14th, 2002
It's been a while since Ross has written a review (yes, I was enjoying the headache-free time too) but now he's back with a review of Iron Chef. I've never seen the show, so I'll just assume he knows what he's talking about.
March 11th, 2002
After quite literally seconds of deliberation, I've come up with an article telling you all about the five worst presidents. Ever! Oh, and the forum's having another stupid attack. Stupid, I tell you!
March 8th, 2002
Speaking of Spurt (read the last update, Captain Clown!) you can now read yet another edition of Joe's comic. Except this one was made by guest-type person, Fionn. Success!
March 6th, 2002
You can now read Dan's jolly article about this year's Winter Olympics. This time round he's turned his hate-machine to a new setting - 'Mormons'. Great. It's times like this when you almost appreciate Spurt. Almost.
March 3rd, 2002
Ross has made his first fake site. Shortly after you've looked over it, no doubt you'll be praying it's his last. It's intentionally cheaply made - the only thing it's missing is hosting on GeoCities.