January 30th, 2003
More One Panel Comics. Ever noticed how, despite the fact they're just stick men, the people Joe draws in these comics always have full sets of teeth? That's just disturbing.

January 28th, 2003
Here in the UK, we don't get any real television coverage of that Super Bowl thing you Americans love so much. Thankfully, I can rely on red-blooded all-American hero Jeff to review the thing for me.

January 26th, 2003
Today you can read another of the five worst...ever! articles, because of course you really want to. Find out all about who I believe to the five worst clowns...ever! Yes, clowns.

January 24th, 2003
Time for the second of Redukt's award-winning Aquarium comics. I can't think of anything else to say, so I'll just type and type in the vain hope I can fill out this empty space. Done it!

January 22nd, 2003
Did you know Mafia is a very good computer game? No? You do now! There, I've just saved you the effort of having to read my review of the 1920s gangster game. Say thank you.

January 20th, 2003
Ross has reviewed some television channel called G4TV. It makes no sense to me, but that might just be because I'm British. Then again, the review could be bad. Who knows?

January 18th, 2003
Another review I'd forgotten about, this time being Darth Phenom's ratings for various brands of vodka. It doesn't get much better than this. No, really, it doesn't, so leave now.

January 16th, 2003
A long time ago, Dan reviewed Kevin Smith's first four movies. I've only just got round to putting the thing up on this site because, uh, I said so. Expect his next review sometime in 2005.

January 15th, 2003
Go read my review of 1776, a musical about the signing of the Declaration of Independence, which includes a dancing John Adams. It's fun! Really! Am I lying? There's only one way to find out.

January 14th, 2003
Another video game review! This time, Joe's been super-sneaky and has reviewed War Of The Monsters, which doesn't come out for another two days. But here's the thing! He's actually played this game! Well, the demo at least.

January 12th, 2003
Ross has reviewed some computer game involving dinosaurs. It's called Carnivores 2, if you're interested. Oh, and the review is another chance for Ross to show off his dandy drawing skills.

January 10th, 2003
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Fuck knows! Similarly, I have very little idea whether crazed children's show Pingu came before crazed comic Pokey The Penguin. Still, you get a review of the show.

January 8th, 2003
Another review from Jeff, with him turning his attention to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4. In other news, I heard that Sk8er Boi song for the first time yesterday and now I too hate Avril Lavigne.

January 6th, 2003
A while ago, Weezer released a live EP called The Lion And The Witch. It was supposedly hard to find. I got it for less than $10 a month after its release. Do I want my money back? Maybe!

January 4th, 2003
And now for the winner of the Photoshop competition to get Blazing Saddles on DVD. Notice how this message is remarkably similar to the one below? Sneaky cheating is the way forward!

January 2nd, 2003
You can now find out who won our caption competition to win Blazing Saddles on DVD. The Photoshop competition winner will be up on Saturday, which is time enough for you to get interested.

January 1st, 2003
A new year, a new link. See what I did there? Only the wittiest, most intelligent words grace this site! Anyway, you go and look at The Marked Fool and then come back here telling me how brilliant I am. Or how stupid. Your choice.

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