January 29th, 2002
It's the 20th Spurt comic, and today you can read all about the long-awaited return of Goth Penguin. I don't know exactly who has been awaiting his return, but I'm sure someone must have. Maybe.
January 27th, 2002
Dan's second review is an attempt to make this site somewhat up-to-date with what's on television. It's a review of That 80's Show. Three guesses as to what Dan thought of it.
January 25th, 2002
Welcome new staff member Dan to the site! Please? Even if being 'staff' just means he'll be writing for this site now and again. Anyway, he's written a review of The West Wing which makes one point clear: the show sucks.
January 22nd, 2002
You can now read an interview with Glenn Shadix, star of many memorable movies, but perhaps most instantly recognisable as Otho in Beetlejuice. Read what he had to say, then go visit his website!
January 19th, 2002
We now have an ad-free forum thanks to Sheep over at DancingSwines.com. It's having a few schizophrenic problems, but any not-working-well issues will be gone soon. Promise.
January 18th, 2002
Today's update comes from Joe, who may or may not like Radiohead's music. I don't in the least, but you'll have to read Joe's review to find out if he feels the same way. Oh, the suspense!
January 14th, 2002
More Spurt, because we all know how much you love these comics (hint: no). Today's - number 19 in the seemingly never-ending series - deals with the controversial subject of originality.
January 12th, 2002
Timothy Dalton was the best James Bond. I've written a review of Licence To Kill, which makes this point several times. I'm not afraid of you, Sean Connery! Or you, smirk-gremlin Roger Moore! Bring it on!
January 10th, 2002
Ross has returned from his trip to North Carolina's state fair with his faith in the modern world of the carnival shattered. He found a world where circus freaks have fallen out of favour, to be replaced by conniving carnies.
January 8th, 2002
Today's Spurt sees the worst ever combination you are likely to find, as it combines this site's other sub-par comic, Gringo, with Joe's. The result? Mercifully short.
January 6th, 2002
Darth Phenom has written his first review of 2002, meaning we only have to wait another five years until his next one. He's reviewed an old PC game, Gold Rush. It has three routes!
January 4th, 2002
Ross is no fan of Steve Guttenburg. Naturally, this is because he's seen the Police Academy movies as well. But his hatred doesn't stop there, and he's written an explanation of his troubled life with the actor.
January 2nd, 2002
I've suffered the indignity of watching the seventh Police Academy movie quite recently, and feel it only right to share with you my hate-filled review of the entire cop comedy series.
January 1st, 2002
Happy New Year and all that stuff. Celebrate 2002 by entering this site's new competition to win a CD of cartoon themes. No, really, it's better than it sounds. Trust me.