EDWARD
Can't you see the city going right-wing?

BETTY
Don't you know you're breaking your bitch's heart?
If I wasn't a dyke I'd tear you apart, limb from limb

EDWARD
I say, I just can't do it

BETTY
I say, Edward, you're a gutless worm
Don't we all want the same thing?
Gay marriage
Is the same for you and I

EDWARD
I'm shy, I say

BETTY
Don't you know it's no different for girls?
Don't give me that crap

EDWARD
I'm not sure, I say

BETTY
Don't you know it's no different for girls?
We're all the same

Mama always told me save yourself
Take your time to find the right girl
There's plenty of lesbian fish
Swimming out there in the relationship sea

I know I want to get married
You don't, you're such a queer
If you love Freddy you'll do anything
Anything

You'll give him your hand in wedlock
Screw George's constitutional block
Don't you know it's no different for girls?
We're all the same

But we don't have cocks