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Get Me To The Same-Sex Church On Time

Edward Domuch

I'm getting married to the same sex
Ding dong! Being gay's no crime!
But here comes a stopper,
Dubya's constitutional cropper
Will make getting to church a crime

I'm getting married to the same sex
I'm walking Freddy down the aisle
No legal prevention
We're queer with intention
So get me to the same-sex church on time

If there's amendments
We'll vote them down
If there's protesters
Chase them out of town!

I'm getting married to the same sex!
Throw up the rainbow-coloured flag!
Let's have a whopper!
I hope you're not a copper!

But not in public 'cause
But not in public 'cause
But not in public 'cause it's a crime

I'm getting married to the same sex
Soon I will get to kiss the groom!
As long as Freddy's caring
Our vows we'll be sharing
So get me to the same-sex church on time

I'm getting married to the same sex
Nothing can stop me do the deed
I may be a homo
But all our certificate will show
Is Mr and Mr Domuch got married on time

If we are gay-bashed
We'll sue the thugs
If it's ruled illegal
Canada's only next door

I'm getting married to the same sex
I'm walking Freddy down the aisle
No legal prevention
We're queer with intention

So get me to the church
So get me to the church
Get me to the same-sex church on time!


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