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Battle Hymn Of The Republicans

President Bush & The Right Wing Chorus

PRESIDENT BUSH
I'm looking 'cross the Potomac
To the San Francisco shores
My eyes sure are hurting from seeing
Married queers and dykes and whores

I'm looking to the judges to
Put a stop to these weddings
If not I'll have to strike
And you sure won't like me pissed

Vote, vote for my amendment
Let's say marriage isn't for gays
State the obvious and limit it
To law-abiding heterosexuals

It's what freedom demands
So let's put it into law
Let's rewrite the constitution
A little bit, just once more

I'll stop the gays marrying
If it's the last thing that I do
And believe me, that might be
The case if it's up to you

THE RIGHT WING CHORUS
Vote, vote for his amendment!
Prove you're not a left-wing liberal!
Strap yourself among the heroes
Of the country's Bible Belt!

PRESIDENT BUSH
Now please don't get me wrong
I don't hate homosexuals
But I wouldn't say I loved them
'Cause I'd burn in Satan's Hell

I just don't agree with marriage
Between a guy and guy at all
And if you're on my side
You'll put your back against the wall!

THE RIGHT WING CHORUS
Your back against the wall!

Vote, vote for his amendment!
Who cares about a state's rights?
We won't grant marriage to a bunch of flaming queers
Or they'll be marrying house pets in a few years

In a few years!
In a few years!
It could happen

PRESIDENT BUSH
You'd think those folks would be happy
With the terrorists I caught
Heck, if they start protesting
They can easily be fought

A bunch of limp-wristed queers
Are no match for the Supreme Court
We'll make sure our victory is bought
Just like 2000!

Vote, vote for my amendment!
It's the pragmaticalistic way to go!
Vote, vote for my amendment!
And then praise God above!

PRESIDENT BUSH & THE RIGHT WING CHORUS
Vote, vote, vote, vote!
Vote, vote, vote, vote!
Vote until your
Chad is sore!

Vote, vote, vote, vote!
Then vote some more!
Vote and make it law!
It's what God wants!


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