How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
Written By: Lauren

You all know about this movie. It's where this reporter ho-bag tries to write a column about "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days", but unsuccessfully she succeeds in success (sorry) by falling in love with him. Wow, that's some riveting shit. This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. 10 days? 10 days? I can show you how to do it one, maybe two tops.

So let's get started. On day one your new boyfriend wants to kiss you, so you chip his teeth out with a brick. While he is on the ground spitting blood and tooth fragments say something like "Hey! I'm going to hit you in the face with a tack hammer!" then hit him in the face with a tack hammer. If he is still conscious, make fun of his mom. There you go! If you didn't lose that guy by day one for some god-forsaken reason, proceed to day two.

Day two: See diagram below:

As you can see I should have directed this movie. Then it really would have been a comedy.

10 days? Pssshhh!!

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