Listen To Me - 'Splosions 2: This Time It's 'Splosional

	Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Review By: Joe 'SPLOSIONS 2: This Time It's 'Splosional A Michael Bay Film ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. FADE IN: EXT. A PLACE This is the place we saw in the last movie except this time th 'SPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXT. HOT GIRL EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF HOT GIRL'S BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT GIRL You guys! This is trouble!! A 'splosion is ECU HOT GIRL'S ASS!!!!!!!!! HOT GIRL taking over ECU HOT GIRL'S MIDRIFF!!!!!!! HOT GIRL the NEVERMIND GO BACK TO THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT GIRL city! MICHAEL BAY I humbly submit to my new lord and master, the 'SPLOSION, without a second thought. ECU of our fourth hero (after Hot Girl'S LEFT BREAST, ASS, and RIGHT BREAST), FREDDY MCCOOLSAUCE, sharing the frame with our third hero. FREDDY Listen, I want to discuss my contract. I don't appreciate being upstaged by a pair of 'SPLOSION, MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Flying out of the 'splosion comes our old pal, ~~Step 'n' Fetchit~~ BLACK FRIEND. BLACK FRIEND AWWW, SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEETS!!!!!!!! Black Friend lands comfortably on the downy pillows of Hot Girl's Breasts. BLACK FRIEND GRA-MAMMA! I ain't seen watahmelons dis juicy since mah family reunion!!! EXT. MAGICAL CGI BREAST LAND CREATED BY CUTTING AND PASTING HOT GIRL'S ASSETS MULTIPLE TIMES AND ADDING UNNATURAL PHYSICS. Freddy appears amidst the glorious breast forest because we already put him on the poster so I guess he still has to be in the movie. FREDDY Black Friend, don't do this to yourself. It's degrading. The African -American people are a proud and 'SPLOSION MADE OUT OF BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. EXT. WHATEVER Slow-mo shot of Hot Girl's Breasts bouncing as whipped cream monsters paw at them incessantly. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. TITLE CARD: 37 'SPLOSIONS LATER INT. WELFARE OFFICE BLACK FRIEND Dis some Kool-Aid dat ain't gon go down easy!!! BLACK FRIEND'S RIVAL I'ma put my foot so far up yo ass you gonna get the itis!! BLACK FRIEND Soon's Ah cash dis check I'ma go next 'do and buy me 40 oz. worth of courage and beat yo black ass down!!! BLACK FRIEND'S RIVAL Pick up some grape drink too. I got vodka we can mix it wit. BLACK FRIEND No doubt! FREDDY Oh, what horrors we have wrought. SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE THE 'SPLOSION'S TALKING!????!!!!??!!! ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ECU TWO DOGS HUMPING!!!!!! ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. EXT. ABOVE-GROUND BASE SUPERHACKER I NEED SOME METAL WIRE AND SOME CAT HAIR TO REVERSE THIS POLARITY!!!!! ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. EXT. 'SPLOSION-LAND: WHERE THE 'SPLOSION IS KING Black Friend chucks spear into heart of 'splosion while Hot Girl jumps up and down nearby. EXT. PICTURESQUE MOUNTAINTOP 2 - TOP HARDER ALTERNATE ECUs OF HOT GIRL'S CLEAVAGE AND ASS CLEAVAGE AS FREDDY SPEAKS. FREDDY Do I have to? Okay, fine. I guess we all learned that humans and 'splosions can live in harmo WHO ELSE BUT 'SPLOSION?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACTION SEQUENCE. SEE CGI SPECIALIST. ~~CREDITS~~ SERIES OF THINGS 'SPLODIN'. FADE TO 'SPLOSION.

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