My my! How shameful! We've been away so long! Don't blame me! Thinking about killing yourself is a full time job! Here is some old thing from Gringo about how he doesn't like Michael Moore or something. When will I update again?! The suspense!
by Joe

Update time! Everyone's favourite clown, VeeKay, has very kindly agreed to write a semi-regular column for this site. Today, you get the first edition! Stay tuned for more from the ZootSuit himself!
by Gringo

Hello kidz! This is Joselita! I took a shot at this updating thing and it took way too long! Don't expect it to happen again! Please enjoy the bad quality of the pictures I am using for this very old review of another shite anime!
by Joe

Hmm...no updating is the way forward! Thanks for being patient, you loyal visitor (the joke about one visitor will never end). As a reward, you get another Spurt.
by Gringo

I'm using an old article because I can! Anyway, I've attempted to ressurect our IRC channel. Go here to find out how to get there! Note: You will be the only one there for a long, long time.
by Ross

Please let Uncle Gringo know of any errors you come across via our forum (hint: click on the FORUM button above). Now back to our regular updates and another Spurt.
by Gringo

Every page of the site should now be working, hopefully. Now go register at our new forum! In the meantime, to mark the Republican convention in New York City, you get a review of the Doonesbury Election Game.
by Gringo