Here's this thing Gringo wrote that we both agree isn't very good. I kind of like it though, you know, in parts. So, how have you been? Hey, that's great. We keep up this relationship like it means something but we both know it's just gotten awkward and stilted. Anyway, enjoy!
by Joe

It's 5 AM and comic updates are still easy!
by Joe

Doing comic updates is actually a great deal easier than the other kind. Also, I don't have to write anything. Expect lots of comics! Or, nothing at all. I was planning to make a cock joke but there's no room for it now.
by Joe

This was the first picture I got when I did a Google image search for "Lauren." I would feel responsible for someone possibly hurting themselves with this breakdancing guide but luckily I have the fallback of nobody coming here.
by Joe

If you weren't so busy watching the election results, you'd know I was updating! Here is a NEWish review (it's poor) from me because I'm so great. Maybe for the next one I'll put something by some other loser up.
by Joe

I'm adding Tiffany to the staff based completely on the principle of her being a girl. Lauren, to clarify, is NOT a girl but DOES have a girl's NAME. Anyway, here's Tiffany's review of 13 Going On 30 aka Big for Girls.
by Joe

I may have figured out how to put up new comics, in which case there's a new Spurt up. If not, I fucked everything up. Let's both find out now! Mother!!!
by Joe