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03 Jan 2009

I wrote a definitive list of the Best and Worst junk what came outta 2008. I thought this was gonna be shorter than usual because I only did ten total, rather than twenty, but, unfortunately, I wrote it, so that kinda crushed any hope of brevity.
by Joe


29 Dec 2008

Here's something a bit late that's Christmas-oriented by Phenom. I don't really know what he's talking about at parts because it's Phenom, but it features a wrestler and the South and I found some of it amusing enough and that's the point here. That I am amused. Enough.
by Joe


25 Dec 2008

If no one looks at this site usually, they definitely aren't today. Yes, I'm assuming only people who observe Christmas come to this site. I'm close-minded that way. Anyway, Jeff drew a Christmas thing that he claims was pretty half-assed, but I thought it was funny so he's still okay with me.
by Joe


24 Dec 2008

Gringo here! Given that Christmas Day is just a few hours away, I'm going to let you open your present early. Okay, it's a present for just one reader, but it's exactly what they asked for: the lyrics to the Quantum Leap Alphabet Song Rap. Happy holidays!
by Gringo


20 Dec 2008

OMCHRISTMAS, GUYZ. I made a Christmas comic for you because I am in such a goddamned sonofabitch festive mood, shit! The humor works on many levels, so try to collect enough hilarity points to unlock the bonus one! READY??? START!!!
by Joe


16 Dec 2008

We're very proud of Lauren for recently inspiring three young ladies to attempt to rob a Dollar Tree with a guide he wrote about how to commit armed robbery. In response to this momentous event, he's written a new guide containing more words his convict fans are sure to not understand.
by Joe


14 Dec 2008

Hey! Thanks for your patience and by you I mean nobody. So how am I rewarding nobody? With an overly long, somewhat belated review of Weezer's Red Album. Don't get used to this updating nonsense. I'm no big fan of it.
by Joe


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