Here's a rather advance review of the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album, It's Blitz! because it got leaked and I downloaded it. See how on the cusp of things we are? Damn right. We'll cusp all over your faces and not even apologize for it. That's how cusped up we are. Cusp you later, chusps.
by Joe

Hi kids! Uncle Gringo here with your annual Oscar prediction piece. I'm fully aware that the Academy Awards show is only a few hours away, hence the sloppy rush job I did with the article. Love you!
by Gringo

You know what's easy? Gazing up at the successful and criticizing them from the comfort of the cesspool. Ah, so warm in here. So here's my list of the Top 5 Most Overrated Internet Phenomenons...Ever! It's long, of course. I don't update often, but when I do I give you lots of words, which you can trade in for pictures at any fine Kodak film shoppe.
by Joe

I feel very badly about not having updated for so long so I'm throwing Classick LTM at your face. Here's a secret I'm only sharing with you guys, okay? I actually can't even remember which articles I put up as classick anymore so this very well could be the third time this has gone up. It's a review by Jeff of a PETA game called Super Chick Sisters. Yep.
by Joe

I drew you guys one of those comics that takes an average life situation and goes "LOOK HOW STUPID!" I think you can tell I have to be a pretty awesome to go around judging stuff like this all the time. No, I don't have a job just now. Why do you ask?
by Joe

You know that the international poster for The Unborn features a hot girl with a funny name's ass? Over here, we just get Gary Oldman screaming at a dictionary. Anyway, here's my review of the movie, and by review I mean I didn't see the movie and I didn't actually write a review.
by Joe

A rare update to the fake sites section! This is the culmination of something I started work on in 2005: LTM TV, the future of television. Oh, and it took so long because I'm lazy, not because I worked hard on it. Sorry!
by Gringo