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13 Jan 2006

Gringo requested that I post this e-mail about supporting VeeKay the Clown by sending him cards to this Orange County fair he gonna be performing at. Veekay has contributed to this site a bunch so why the hell not, HUH!? This is our first update featured in both English and Spanish! Helpful!
by Joe


10 Jan 2006

Now that everyone has had their fair share of Kristanna Loken's boobs (I am just kidding! How can you ever have enough?! Ha-HAH!), here is a repost of Phenom's Best and Worst of 2005 article. Ohhh, that crazy......I forget his nationality right now. I will venture a guess: Chinese.
by Joe


07 Jan 2006

I feel FUCKING TERRIBLE about this but I need to update again RIGHT NOW! because I went and saw Uwe Boll's latest masterpiece, Bloodrayne, and it wasn't released to critical screening so this is actually a TIMELY-ASS INSIDER'S SCOOP! I'll give Phenom's thing a second update in three days.
by Joe


06 Jan 2006

I have a sitcom in the works about Phenom called "That Crazy Phenom." Every time he said an offensive pseudo-joke, the audience would sort of uncomfortably chuckle and someone would maybe cry. Then he would turn to the camera and it would zoom in on him and he'd shrug and cock his head to the side and a voice-over would go "IS HE KIDDING???"
by Joe


03 Jan 2006

Sorry this is late but Rome was not built in a day and this is the exact equivalent of such an empire. This is my Best and Worst of 2005 list so it is full of angst, as mine tend to be. I've got a much shorter one by Phenom to put up too so if mine isn't offensive enough for you just be patient!!
by Joe


30 Dec 2005

I wanted to review Mindless Self Indulgence's new ("new" meaning "came out several months ago") album for awhile now because...goodness, I guess I don't really have a reason. I should really think these things through first. Next update is gonna be a Best and Worst of 2005 thing. Yay?
by Joe


27 Dec 2005

I received an e-mail from one bowser724 which stated the following: "YAY! I put teh Enchanted Nemesis video on my iPod, and it works great! DO I WIN A PRIZE??" WELL HELL YES!! I officially declare bowser724 the coolest person alive. Here is a picture of the movie playing on his IPod. Also, click to the left to see all the sundry current news (ha!) about the sequel.
by Joe


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