Here's a text dump about the game Braid that is my assessment of why its attempts at a storyline don't really work. It's not funny and if you want to but haven't played the game yet, you shouldn't read it due to spoilers. So it's only for people who've finished Braid and wish to hear lengthy opinions on the legitimacy of its story. Being easily accessible is sort of my thing.
by Joe

I'm writing a new thing that only a small audience will appreciate (in other words, business as usual), but it's not gonna be done for a few more days whilst I pretend to have a life so here's an update of the classick variety by Jeff. It's about Bazooka Joe bubble gum, most specifically it's not-goodness.
by Joe

Not so long ago the creators of the Adult Swim series Xavier: Renegade Angel had a contest in which one could submit their own animation to be included as part of the series. I half-assed an entry, which is sort of my thing. Apparently, this fact was totally lost on them 'cuz I ain't win nuttin'. Anyway, you can watch it now. If you want.
by Joe

How goes it? I wrote a thing about what I think the most overrated foreign films are. So take that foreigners and the country of Foreignia. And you locals can take it too. And read it at your leisure. Maybe take a few breaks now and then, if you like. It's a bit lengthy after all.
by Joe

Here's a One Panel Comic I made. You take it and you like it. Ahh, the hits just keep on coming. That is to say they will, if you keep on giving me that lip...in any place other than where I specifically requested you give it. Xoxo.
by Joe

Seems like Lauren recently came into some money, maybe about $30, because I'm pretty sure he just raided the bargain bin at his local Gamestop and grabbed these three gems to give us his unique opinion on. And by unique opinion I mostly mean not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're." ENGLISH MAJOR BURN.
by Joe