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08 Mar 2007

I didn't feel like writin' nothin' so I puts me up a comic! You need further explanation? Well... Ok, fine, you wrenched it out of me: I've never loved you. Speaking of which, why haven't you gone to the Enchanted Nemesis website yet? If you do, there's a chance I'll find feelings for you I never thought were there. Give it a go, then.
by Joe


05 Mar 2007

I reviewed Black Snake Moan, the movie that gives you what you always wanted, but never knew you did (that of course being Christina Ricci as a blond white trash skank chained to a radiator writhing around in her underwear) and I do so without so much as one, singular reference to that other snake movie. Well, that is if you ignore this update, anyway.
by Joe


01 Mar 2007

This is a new Unfunny that I probably should've put up a bit sooner, but, ah well, I've failed the world! Evidently, it spoils the events of the Ghost Rider film, but I can't imagine anybody really caring. And if you do, what are you doing here? Get off my site.
by Joe


21 Feb 2007

I've elected to stop contributing to society's destruction by selling my PSP and buying a Nintendo DS. Now I am a well-respected member of the community. Also, I bought this game Hotel Dusk: Room 315 and wrote a review of it. Should I say something else here? Na, that's good enough.
by Joe


05 Feb 2007

I intended to put up something new today, but that was an impossibility so I am just reposting my Superbowl rant to cash in on all that...uh...day-after-the-Superbowl Fever. That exists right? You must break out something awful, huh? Now I'm trying to cash in on Something Awful too.
by Joe


31 Jan 2007

Here is a fake site from Gringo for the Official Tourist Board of Afghanistan. Gringo would like to say that this was made back in 2005, long before Borat became annoyingly over-profiled, but that he was only just able to retrieve the site from its secret computer cave. SPOOKY!
by Joe


27 Jan 2007

STUNNING!!! Thanks to Gringo there is now a new website for the beautiful film The Enchanted Nemesis! You can now get the movie in so many formats it hurts! The sequel will finally be coming soon as well! But for now...GORGE ON THIS!!! GORGE I TELL YOU!!!! Ross is a homosexual.
by Joe


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