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04 Jun 2007

Knocked Up.
by Joe


30 May 2007

Hey! Remember that comic "Spurt" that I used to do? No, of course you don't. Well, it's back! I'd like to think that somewhere five dorks with really poor senses of humor are rejoicing. Did I mention our forum no longer sucks? Well, actually, that's not necessarily true, but it's not broken anyway.
by Joe


27 May 2007

Thanks to John from Morphine Nation we now have yet another new forum. It looks a lot like the last one except it's not broken all of the time. Also, I've been informed that this new forum is the latest model and does not allow me to be mean to the people on it. But that doesn't stop me from lying on the front page.
by Joe


24 May 2007

I'm starting to feel like shutting this site down once and for friggin' all. Who's with me? Ah, your silence is almost as deafening as your indifference, which is drowned out only by your non-existence. Fancy that. Here's some rhyming thingy about twats I did this one time.
by Joe


20 May 2007

This gentleman named Raptor (I swear it is his real name; his parents are drug addicts and also curators at the Natural History Museum) wrote a pre-review of the seventh Harry Potter book! Wow! Talk about exclusive!!! How'd he manage this, you ask?! Why, magic, of course, you stupid fuck!
by Joe


17 May 2007

A new Unfunny comic. Here's the word straight from Jeff's sweet, soft, pink mouth: "In light of current events, I felt the need to voice my opinion on the death of Rev. Jerry Falwell and so I've done just that in the form of another UnFunny I call 'Reverend Falwell's Excellent Adventure.'"
by Joe


14 May 2007

Here's a review of a movie that came out on Friday that you probably haven't even heard of, Day Night Day Night, and, unless you have heard of it, the less you know the better, so I suggest not reading my review. Not that you needed me to tell you that. Ungrateful...
by Joe


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