I don't understand these U.S. Americas, but I do my best to try. So here's a thing I wrote called "Why Is This Happening?" that is supposed to shed some light on things. In this case we are trying to figure out why a Christian movie, Fireproof, is in the top five at the box office. Come along with me on an adventure in edutainment!
by Joe

Jeff did a review of Mega Man 9, which is like the first Mega Man game in about thirty-billion years that doesn't have some kind of extra nonsense on the end of the title. Like, Mega Man X-Factor or Mega Man's Pie Shop or Too Many Mega Mans or Big Mega Man's House 2 with Martin Lawrence. So, yeah, time to celebrate.
by Joe

While the LTM management is locked in employment contract negotiations with the gremlins that write our new copy, kill some time reading this years-old review of the rather odd British television show Rainbow.
by Gringo

I know why you come to Listen To Me -- it's for reviews of movies that came out more than a year ago. Well! To satisfy your desires, here's my take on V for Vendetta.
by Gringo

Hi, hi. Joseph here. I saw an Indian movie on an airplane flight. No, I don't mean like Dances With Wolves. This one is called Taare Zameen Par and it's supposed to be, like, the best Bollywood movie ever. So, yeah, it's pretty bad. Here's a review.
by Joe

Hello. It's Joe. Your lover. I don't have time for you right now though, so I'm leaving you with Jeff who's got an Unfunny to keep you warm with until my return. Be back later, but don't wait up, sweetcheeks. ;-*
by Joe

Joining the list of obscure reviews that you probably don't want to read is my take on the series of novels based on the television show Murder, She Wrote. You read the previous sentence correctly.
by Gringo