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April 20th, 2004
Gringo Answers Back

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Sheriff Gringo's e-mail inbox has been quite literally receiving e-mails! This past month not only did another wise voter sign up for the campaign mailing list, but Gringo got two chances to prove he won't pander to special interests and lobbyists! And that he loves exclamation marks!

First of all, Ms. Leanna Golden, who lives in Las Vegas and allegedly eats babies and hides in your closet waiting to jump out and scream "GRRRRRRRR!" sent the candidate an e-mail. What was she writing about? Why, only trying to bribe the Sheriff by offering a part in her shifty operation, that's what!


From : Leanna Golden (nxbewamrh@spwqenix.info)
To : sheriffgringo2004@hotmail.com (sheriffgringo2004@hotmail.com)
Subject : advancement opportunity

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The Sheriff doesn't take offers of illegal second wages lightly, and promptly fired off a reply to Ms. Golden. In it, he expertly told her to have sex with herself while heading away from Gringo. In other words, he hit the reply button and simply wrote the words "fuck off". And look, Leanna, NO MLM in his reply! Your words really do mean something!

But Gringo welcomes messages from everyone and anyone, even if they are slimy junk mail senders who deserve to be stoned to death. And to prove the point, the Sheriff was more than happy to consider another message, this time from Mrs. Burta Hurd, a name that seems to conjure up the image of a fat bitch.


From : Berta Hurd (rfulxwekuxfjm@spwqenix.info)
To : sheriffgringo2004@hotmail.com (sheriffgringo2004@hotmail.com)
Subject : Free credit report analysis

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No, fat woman! Gringo's credit score is great! His supporters don't have to worry about him cashing in their money and then doing a runner. The Sheriff is funding the entire campaign through kind donations and money he has, uh, borrowed from Samuel Peahead, bank manager of New Jersey's El Town.

Despite Berta's convoluted e-mail address, the Sheriff fired off a response to her, demanding she sign up to his campaign mailing list. After all, even fat women who like bribery deserve a second chance. Are you fat? Are you evil? Then make like Berta and join the Sheriff's race for the White House!



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