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We have a very happy country I am sure hoping you all come see soon! Now you get mix of traditional Islamic life AND authentic butt-kicking American soldiers RAH RAH RAH!

Mahmoud Makbar
, an Afghanistaninian

Just call it JOKE COUNTRY!! !

There was a pig farmer in Afghanistan called Hussein. He had many pigs but one was very sad.

It scraped its hooves and would not play with other pigs, so Hussein went to see vet. Vet came to see Hussein's pig and took out stethoscope putting on pig to detect.

In moments, he smiled to self and said "I know the problem!!"

Hussein asked :-?

Vet said: "THAT'S A SAD HAM, HUSSEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Come see soon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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