Fahrenheit (Indigo Damacy)

Writhe in my David Cage of torment, my friend.

Shadow of the Colossus

I talk about ICO in this too so it's sort of like two reviews! That's freakin' value!

We ♥ Katamari

What is ♥? Answers inside!

OMG, RARE NES GAMES!!!11

In our neck of the woods "rare" = "make-believe."

Wade Hixton's Counter Punch

Hooray for punching! And the countering of said act!

Harvest Moon

You don't actually harvest the moon, I don't think but, hey, talk about your good ideas, right?

Psychonauts

If I made a parody of Alfred Hitchcock's classic film, I would call it Psycho...Not(s)!

Cruise for a Corpse

Most people take cruises to relax and eat jello.

Soul Calibur 2

You haven't played this yet, right?

Resident Evil 4

Leon's quest to rid the world of ugly people.

Katamari Damacy

You say bring in the noise and I say bring in Damacy.

Doonesbury Election Game

Colonel Sanders for President!

Overanalyzing Donkey Kong

YOU'RE CRAZY, IDIOT, KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!

Prince Of Persia

On the positive side, it's a short review.

Syberia 2

Fans of walking and brisk jogging will be especially pleased.