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Does this chloroform smell like chloroform to you?
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If I were to ask you, "Will you have sex with me?", would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
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I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME.
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That shirt would look good on my floor, next to your lifeless body.
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You can call me milk, cause I'll do your body good.
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Your sister couldn't get away, WHY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN?
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How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?
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Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
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Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:46 am  Reply with quote
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Nice legs! When do they open?

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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:38 pm  Reply with quote
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I don't think I get the eggs one. Explain the eggs one.
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ookook
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:59 pm  Reply with quote
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I don't know which one to vote for.
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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:26 am  Reply with quote
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I pride myself on being a bright girl...but the answer to the question one had me confused, trying to work through some double negatives....good one!


My breasts are all you could ever ask for: big, exquisitely shaped, and they can feed you.

Baha...
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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:41 pm  Reply with quote
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That's a good pickup line....right?
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Magdalene
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:54 pm  Reply with quote
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one of my breasts is larger than the other, and i can bite down really hard on them and it doesnt hurt. oh everyone Good news!! Hiromi is pregnant again!! its baby number 3!! go japan!!! I am still not pregnant.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:16 am  Reply with quote
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I do not think Caity's pick-up line is any good. It doesn't seem to be any kind of awful pun, so much as her just talking about how great her titties are. And it's not like you need a pick-up line at all if you have great titties. Frankly, it's not like you need a pick-up line at all if you have titties, period. Unless you're a lesbo, I guess.

I was going to say something mean to Tiffany but I have decided against it...this time...
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USAgent
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:08 am  Reply with quote
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FortheLoveofJoe wrote:
I don't think I get the eggs one. Explain the eggs one.

It is the corner stone of a delicious breakfast, silly. CHEERIOS HONEY BEE HAS LIED.

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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:23 pm  Reply with quote
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Haha yeah
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:49 pm  Reply with quote
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Yeah, I guess I figured it had something to do with a morning after breakfast but what is the fertilizer part about? Are you murdering the girl? I feel this is unclear. It's no good. There's too much thinking involved for a drunk whore to understand (also, me).
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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:38 pm  Reply with quote
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I'm a drunk whore and I understood it. No, I'm just joking but I did understand it. Jeez Joe is this sarcasm or genuine confusion?
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:45 pm  Reply with quote
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Well I thought I got it but I mean why do you put the eggs in the ground? I feel the so-called comedy of this pick-up line is quite tenuous. TENUOUS!!!!
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ookook
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:48 pm  Reply with quote
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Clearly, someone was sleeping in health class.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:35 pm  Reply with quote
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Oh oh my goodness. I can't believe how stupid I am.

I will delete this thread so it looks like I am never not smart.
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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:26 pm  Reply with quote
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Haha..........................I still can't tell if you're serious or not
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