2 Enchanted 2 Nemesis

[Bronson, Charles]

IT WAS ME WHO DID IT!!!!!!!

[FortheLoveofJoe]

PIECE OF SHIT!

YOU GOT NO PLACE TO ETC.

[Bronson, Charles]

WAZ up!


Fun?



Sorry for punking my vote. If I could take it back I would, but I knew then what is still true today: my lifeforce is leaked through a hole that is opens wider every day that the movie remains incomplete - therefore changing my life for the worst because of the realization that this thing will not be the atom bomb that it was supposed to be but instead a slow and steady incramental small bombs campaign over a long span of time. We may have to supe up the Hype Wagon so we can get away with the WMD's!






(Cryptic analagies of war and mysticism may or may not be foreshadowing for the infamously secret third and final installment of the Enchanted Nemesis Saga!!)

[FortheLoveofJoe]

I find your analogistic writing bizarre yet boundlessly intriguing. Keep up the good work, old salt.

[Magdalene]

i recently watched it again, and i didint like it that much. i really didnt like the blowjob scene. cant you make a pg version?

[Bronson, Charles]

Yes I think that is a very good idea because the important parts in the plot and the themes can be preserved for the most part if one were to cut out the grotesque and vulgar parts. It would make the whole thing shorter as well wich might make it more appealing to some people.

Would you think it would be good to cut it at them kissing? I think you could just cut from them kissing to the "cumshot" shot because you still need to see the text:'IT IS DONE!' to show that they ave established a union of sorts and the comma on the EN face could just symbolize a sloppy kiss.

I would be difficult though too because of the music but I think that could be a good edit. I've always had a part of me that wanted to trim the whole thing down and make it more viewer friendly - moving faster, less objectionable, etc. I am lazy however.

[FortheLoveofJoe]

I could not disagree more. That scene more than any other in either film tends to get the biggest response from just about everybody I've ever shown it to. I would never want to lose it.

Additionally, both films are highly offensive in almost countless ways. The first one is a lot stupider in its offensiveness (the rampant usage of the word "fag" is worth noting) but to try and make a friendly version of either movie is a completely absurd notion. Certain character aspects would be completely compromised (COMPROMISED!!!) in doing this, e.g., that the EN stores objects and a cat in her uterus.

Secondly, Magdalene/Tiffany is a nutter.

Thirdly, the idea that I would have any involvement in going back to edit a 3D Movie Maker film I made five years ago is what I would dub retarded insanity. I've wasted a lot of time on these films. If I were to waste anymore it would be on a sequel and nothing else.

[Bronson, Charles]

Oh I know and I also agree with you, because like Ialluded to in my previous post, I'm too lazy to go back and actually change anything.

But it is a notion I've considered before and if someone were to do it I wouldn't object to it. I would still stand by the original "Director's Cut" as the ulitmate in storytelling masterpieces that it is though.

[FortheLoveofJoe]

If somebody else were to do it I'd be all for it. But I cannot imagine any situation in which that would ever happen.

[Bronson, Charles]

Well why doesn't Magdalene do it!?!?

[FortheLoveofJoe]

Yes, go on then!