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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:01 pm  Reply with quote

Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 312

She was gonna be my wife
And I was gonna be her man
But she let another guy come between us
And it ruined our plan

Except I am not the loser singing this, it's the other damn fool! I blew in like a hurricane and blew on out like a tornado with that pisser's girl. Now HE be da one singin' da blues. Feel so right, feel so right, connect on up on that oh so natural and spiritual level. She don't want no engagement ring, she want a life of sin.

Here's your relationship advice: rock that girl like a hurricane. Women are fickle creatures, don't care nothin' 'bout no loyalty to any man so YOU may as well be the one to take advantage of the situation 'stead of cryin' faggy teardrops into yo faggy Bud Lite. Gotta be one Bud wiser.

That's what Jesus would do and you know it to be true.

I always order food in a restaurant.
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