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Why is it so shitty?
Sci-fi is stupid.
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Too many commas.
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Not enough commas.
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Too many niggas, not enough hos.
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I cannot give a fair assessment of the story until I have read it.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:16 pm  Reply with quote
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Or pre-order it anyway. And it's not really my book. But my story is in it. Gonna be an unabashed whore about this for some time:

http://anothersky.org/asp/in-print/alien-sky/

Help me out by being useful to me for once in your lives, you guys. With your money, I mean. It's not like there's any other real way out there to be helpful anyway???

If you are one of our top backers, I will give you the exclusive privilege of getting to come in here and tell me everything that was wrong with the story and why it is so shitty.
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Phen Lie-All
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:28 pm  Reply with quote
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Which exciting story of yours is featured in it?

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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:21 am  Reply with quote
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Uhhh, it is called "To Mine Blood." You have NEVER seen it before.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:21 pm  Reply with quote
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The story is out now, you can pick 80 different ways to buy the anthology over here at my blog: http://www.joematar.com/2013/03/02/alien-sky-anthology-now-available/

Seriously go buy it what the fuck else are you good for ya fuckin' prigs?

Oh I mean er I love you and thanks for your continued support and stuff.
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Ubermensch
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:52 am  Reply with quote
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I bought one Very Happy now you're obligated to continue reviewing every Weezer album
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:41 pm  Reply with quote
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COOL thank you.

Weezer album reviews are a cross I knew I would have to bear when this website was started 32 years ago so fair enough.
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Jeff
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:32 pm  Reply with quote
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I've been away from the interwebs due to a self-imposed retreat I call "broken modem" and come back to see Joe is selling books? PASHAW I say!

Sci-Fi is it? Can't say I care for the genre...is it a Twilight Zone kinda story? I can get into that but not something like "Brick Solaris and the Amazonian Gymnasts of Bimbos 4".

That's a lie, I could get into that too.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:35 pm  Reply with quote
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Assumed you died again so pretty normal.

I don't like sci-fi that much either! I did my best to write a story for non-sci-fi likers. Best thing sci-fi has going for it is post-apocalyptic shit so that's what mine is. It's a bit sci-fiey at first to set things up but I think most of that shit gradually falls away. Also, it's fucked up!!!

Of course if you buy the anthology you get a bunch of other sci-fi nonsense too and I haven't read any of it so who knows. If it helps, my story is by far the longest. BIG SURPRISE RIGHT.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:26 am  Reply with quote
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Hope this helps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WML-Q_sITNU
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