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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:05 pm  Reply with quote

Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 312

Hey Joe,

I have been informed by a most reliable anonymous source that perchance you happened to be in the fair and pleasant land of England where you somehow stopped in at LT's house and for no apparent reason other than your own amusement you hacked his hand off with a cracked plate and began to start laughing hysterically.

After he passed out from the blood loss, you thought it would be the decent human thing to call an ambulance but deliberately gave them the wrong address again simply for your own amusement. And continued to laugh hysterically whilst sodomizing his prone form. For your own amusement.

I recently spoke to LT on IRC and now he has trouble typing and masturbating simultaneously.

I would like to congratulate you on this valiant endeavour. I spent several minutes staring in awe at the remains of his hand.

I always order food in a restaurant.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:58 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 26 May 2007
Posts: 901

Yes I destroyed his hand with a plate and then saved his life so that he'd be indebted to me. It was an elaborate and best plan.

Last I heard his hand basically worked like a real hand again, but I do hope he remembers to be thankful for me whenever he masturbates.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:20 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 29 May 2007
Posts: 252
Location: The Great USA

You sound like an optimist prime. That kind of behavior is bad for your liver.

Arguing with the cops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
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