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I'm unique cuz...
I wipe my ass standing up.
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I chew my toenails.
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I piss before I shit.
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Due to the foul imagery, no one is going to collect your other poll options.
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I'm black.
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I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.
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Every so often I think "I know you're reading my mind" at people.
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I'm smart. You're dumb.
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I'm big. You're little.
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I'm right. You're wrong.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:36 am  Reply with quote
Professorman Johnson
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For me?

Whenever I'm sleeping in the same room as someone else and they wake up before me, I always pretend to be asleep and, just to be a dick, spy on what they're doing.

I'll try to picture in my head what they're doing via the sounds. If it's multiple people, I'll needlessly eavesdrop. I'll do this for however long I feel like, then pretend to wake up. Or fall back asleep. WHO KNOWS?

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Lauren2
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:33 am  Reply with quote
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For me? My shoe size is 15. So its a pain in the ass to find shoes that fit.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:10 am  Reply with quote
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In my younger days, I used to think that Violin bows were actually saws. And that there job (an orchestra) was to saw through them. Whoever broke their strings first, won.

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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:42 pm  Reply with quote
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That is some pretty awesome, charming innocent childhoodness, I have to admit. I really like it actually.

Um, this is a lot less charming, but I guess when I first started being aware that sex was a thing that existed, I feel like maybe around 8-years old but I'm not positive if it was later, I thought the way it worked was the guy put his penis in the girl's v-jay and then both people just kind of stayed that way. Like you just stick it in and chill out for awhile and that's sex.

It would be really awesome if that's what it actually was, frankly. Far less pressure.
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Lauren2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:20 pm  Reply with quote
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So thats not how sex is?
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:38 pm  Reply with quote
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I will get back to you after further research.
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Lauren2
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:12 pm  Reply with quote
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Thanks Joe.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:47 am  Reply with quote
Professorman Johnson
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Joe--I thought the same thing. That there was no thrusts, no work!

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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:19 pm  Reply with quote
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Seriously? That's kind of bizarre. What does this say about our childhoods? Maybe we were separated at birth and I'm really black.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:31 pm  Reply with quote
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.....Wait a minute, what does everyone here even look like?

I just realized I've never been a key member in your secret social friendbook circles. Thanks for opening old wounds.

My brotha.

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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:08 am  Reply with quote
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I look like a mang, more or less. Maybe less.

I try not to reopen wounds, though I do prefer them with a bit of salt.

It's not particularly hard to become a member of the secret circle...if you've got a Facebook account, I guess.

But I mostly look like the great Joseph P. Goryeb, the fine gentleman featured in my avatar. Well, no, not really. But a man can dream...


....my brotha.
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ookook
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:09 pm  Reply with quote
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I look like a Joe's Girl.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:10 pm  Reply with quote
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Very good use of the DH. I commend you. Totem Pole Jeff As does Totem Pole Jeff.
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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:13 am  Reply with quote
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Hehehehe.

I have nothing meaningful to contribute to this meaningful discussion.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:12 am  Reply with quote
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I regularly go through my three wishes in case I were to ever meet a genie.

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