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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:20 am  Reply with quote
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Lauren check this out. One of your articles on LTM INSPIRED A CRIME APPARENTLY.

I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING:

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/2008/12/cops-women-down.html

This is a milestone, all right. Seriously amazing. I'm surprised we didn't even get an e-mail of any kind. Unless you did?! I didn't. Anyway, I'm amazed.

I noticed that we'd leaped up about 1000 visits more than usual yesterday and today, and I suppose that would be why.

Stunning. Well done.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:31 am  Reply with quote
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HOLY SHIT THERE'S EVEN MORE:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1212082guide1.html

http://presurfer.blogspot.com/2008/12/how-to-commit-armed-robbery-in-six-easy.html

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8322110

So incredible. I just updated, but I'd best make note of this on the front page tomorrow (I tired now) because it's hilarious.

God, this is awesome.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:33 am  Reply with quote
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Lauren if you want to write to something about your inspiration and how you feel about this wonderful occurrence, do so and it will be part of said update.

DO IT FAST-LIKE (assuming you read this).
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USAgent
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:00 am  Reply with quote
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What is this I don't even

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Arguing with the cops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:40 am  Reply with quote
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Holy mother effing hell!

That is absolutely hilarious.....LTM is FAMOOOOOUS for wit and those women are now infamous for supidity.

Well done, Lauren!!
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Jeff
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:48 pm  Reply with quote
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AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Awesome with a dash of Rad.

Have yourself a cold one, Lauren, that's a hell of a win right there.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:27 pm  Reply with quote
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If you search for "how to commit armed robbery" in quotes, you get a bajillion blogs and such linking to it.


I THINK I HAVE AN E-MAIL OF LAUREN'S, PERCHANCE I MUST CONTACT HIM BY WAY OF THIS.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:35 pm  Reply with quote
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Also, we are winning by a landslide, but everyone vote for our criminals:

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/2008/12/dumb-criminal-2.html
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Lauren2
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:39 pm  Reply with quote
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WHAT. THE. FUCK. I will write something write now. I dont even know what to say?
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Lauren2
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:06 am  Reply with quote
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How to Use Satirical Guides in a Literal Sense
By Lauren

So I just got the news that a guide I wrote for this fine website of Listentome.net, inspired a crime. While it?s awesomely hilarious, it also makes me lose faith in humanity. I mean seriously? WHAT THE FUCK. If you can?t tell within the first thirty seconds that I was being completely factious, then there is no hope for you. I always hoped my writing would inspire people, but not like that. Its tempting to write more guides like, ?How to Make the World a Better Place by Offing Yourself?, but I think I would feel bad ( a little bit) when someone did that. Truthfully though, I?m disappointed that my advice didn?t work out. It would have been so much sweeter if these dumb asses would have actually pulled it off, and the only thing the cops found for evidence was my guide. The police would be like, ?We may very well be dealing with criminal masterminds here.? HAHAHA. I had forgotten what I wrote in that piece of shit as that was about 6 years ago. I would love to know if they actually thought it was going to work. Maybe they wouldn?t have gotten caught if they used the alibi?s I had written. Apparently the stupidity of people knows no bounds. Hopefully they read my self help guide Seven Habits of Highly Effective Inmates. Oh and one more thing. They didn?t read the whole thing because the bottom states that they own me $8.99. I want my fucking check.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:26 am  Reply with quote
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ahahha awesome. I'll put this up tomorrow.

I am glad you touched on the issue of them not paying you. I rather hoped you would!
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:29 am  Reply with quote
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Oh, also. Tell me what e-mail you want used currently, because I can add it to the new article. AND I CAN ALSO ADD IT TO THE OLD ONE IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO E-mAIL YOU ABOUT TEACHING PEOPLE HOW TO ROBBERY BECAUSE IT HAS SOME E_mIAL ON THERER I AM NOT SURE YOU USE NO MOR
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Lauren2
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:36 am  Reply with quote
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I think the Lauren@listentome doesn't work. change it to metaclearspirit@yahoo.com. Is that response ok? I can add more. Anyways I was also going to write some articles for you to update with. INSPIRATION.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:38 am  Reply with quote
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The response is finnnne with me.

Do I have a million things from 38 years ago by you I am meant to put up already too? Hmm, oh??

AND JUST A REMINDER ANYTHING YOU WRITE PLZ SEND THE PICTURES SEPARPATELY THANK YOU.
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Lauren2
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:58 am  Reply with quote
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you dont have to post the old shit. Im making new shit.
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