How to Use Satirical Guides in a Literal Sense
So I just got the news that a guide I wrote for this fine website of Listentome.net, inspired a crime. While it?s awesomely hilarious, it also makes me lose faith in humanity. I mean seriously? WHAT THE FUCK. If you can?t tell within the first thirty seconds that I was being completely factious, then there is no hope for you. I always hoped my writing would inspire people, but not like that. Its tempting to write more guides like, ?How to Make the World a Better Place by Offing Yourself?, but I think I would feel bad ( a little bit) when someone did that. Truthfully though, I?m disappointed that my advice didn?t work out. It would have been so much sweeter if these dumb asses would have actually pulled it off, and the only thing the cops found for evidence was my guide. The police would be like, ?We may very well be dealing with criminal masterminds here.? HAHAHA. I had forgotten what I wrote in that piece of shit as that was about 6 years ago. I would love to know if they actually thought it was going to work. Maybe they wouldn?t have gotten caught if they used the alibi?s I had written. Apparently the stupidity of people knows no bounds. Hopefully they read my self help guide Seven Habits of Highly Effective Inmates. Oh and one more thing. They didn?t read the whole thing because the bottom states that they own me $8.99. I want my fucking check.
Oh, also. Tell me what e-mail you want used currently, because I can add it to the new article. AND I CAN ALSO ADD IT TO THE OLD ONE IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO E-mAIL YOU ABOUT TEACHING PEOPLE HOW TO ROBBERY BECAUSE IT HAS SOME E_mIAL ON THERER I AM NOT SURE YOU USE NO MOR
I think the Lauren@listentome doesn't work. change it to email@example.com. Is that response ok? I can add more. Anyways I was also going to write some articles for you to update with. INSPIRATION.
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