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Mind boggling technology rape is at it's worse when
The mouse is never used.
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Passwords are easily broken and are entered/displayed in huge (usually red) font with a field that can only take about 5 characters.
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Characters just downloading entire databases by insering a diskette/cd/usb stick randomly in a computer and pressing a single button that prompts a "downloading %" display.
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Computer geeks can do anything immediately, with little preparation or effort.
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Unbluring/zooming in images that reveal perfect quality photos/material, all done in seconds.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:12 pm  Reply with quote
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Whenever you see someone slamming the side of the monitor in capiltalist frustration and therefore managing to bypass high security passwords or otherwise suddenly make a system work. Alternatively, the computers are shot.

Which is on par with--what the fuck was it? That one alien movie. Fuck. Independence Day. It is in this film that Jeff Goldblum is SOMEHOW enough of a computer genius to understand an alien civilization's computer structure, programming languages, security protocols and control system to write a virus to lower their shields in less than fourty eight hours.

Brillance!

ALSO! Jack Black somehow uses a computer to create a 3D hologram of Will Smith originating off a single frame he picked up from a security camera which he then proceeds to rotate around to see the contents of Mr. Smith's bag.

And no one uses a mouse. Ever. HOTKEYS AND MACROS.

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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:38 pm  Reply with quote
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Yes. Also, when you use a computer, pretty much the entire contents of whatever you have onscreen are reflected on your goddamned face.

Here's something along those lines:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15229_5-things-hollywood-thinks-computers-can-do.html
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:07 pm  Reply with quote
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Just one word:

BEOWULF.
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