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My cat eats meat. My cat eats timbits. My cat eats celery. My cat eats my weed. My cat eats bits of paper and hair that resemble food. My cat won't eat a piece of a burger out of a Big Mac. I should learn from my cat.
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Nice, sophisticated term to put on a resume for fast food cook = Hamburger Helper.
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Fried eggs on a burger is like coming on a 12 year old girl's ass. It might sound tempting, but you just have to think about what you're doing for a second, and stop.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:24 pm  Reply with quote
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We state our dream sexual acts. The ones we've always wanted to do at least once.

I would want a girl to "force" me into a passable cross desser. Then she'd pimp me out to a gay club and have me to fuck a guy of her choosing. I wouldn't have a choice in who I fucked so sometimes it'd be gross guys in addition to cute ones.

Jesus Christ I shouldn't go over the things I type once they've been typed.

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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:25 pm  Reply with quote
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I'm going to correct you and say you just shouldn't type.

My sexual fantasies are really quite basic. I think my major one is the overall standard guy fantasy of having sex with two (or more) girls at once. Although, considering how nervous I get with just one girl and we're not even having sex or anything, I bet, in reality, it would be a horribly awkward social nightmare for me. But, in premise, it seems awesome.
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Phen Lie-All
PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:24 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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My sexual fantasies involve seven foot tall female orc warriors hravily laden in steel, wielding massive axes while they physically dominate me in the back of a truck. Well, it's better than fucking ELVES, isn't it?
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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:39 am  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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WoW much?
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Phen Lie-All
PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:59 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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TOO much. But I don't quite think I am at the ADDICTION level as of yet. I usually play 2-3 hours a day on average which is nothing compared to Korean people. And for some reason, I am only trying to level up my Alliance character even though I think that Horde is WAY cooler. Well, not really. I just like the Horde locations.
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Baofu
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:18 am  Reply with quote
Zemocles
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FortheLoveofJoe wrote:
I'm going to correct you and say you just shouldn't type.

My sexual fantasies are really quite basic. I think my major one is the overall standard guy fantasy of having sex with two (or more) girls at once. Although, considering how nervous I get with just one girl and we're not even having sex or anything, I bet, in reality, it would be a horribly awkward social nightmare for me. But, in premise, it seems awesome.


If it's of any consolation, I think 2 chicks at once might be a tad overrated. I kind of feel like it'll be twice the work with only 1/2 of the return (ok, maybe 3/4). Then again, I am the conscientious type so that's just me.

As for me, well...anyone remember that video clip that's as old as the internet from reslly bad kung fu movie where they're having wire-fu sex? Yeah, that.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:38 pm  Reply with quote
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Baofu wrote:
As for me, well...anyone remember that video clip that's as old as the internet from reslly bad kung fu movie where they're having wire-fu sex? Yeah, that.


I'm actually not sure which of our fantasies is more far-fetched.
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Baofu
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:40 pm  Reply with quote
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I kind of figured all bets were off once Phen brought orks into the discussion.
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Phen Lie-All
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:06 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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For the Horde!
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Baofu
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:44 pm  Reply with quote
Zemocles
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This thread needs more dakka! WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
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