You only need be baptised in a pool, a river or in the ocean and that is good enough for JESUS! Jesus Himself only needed a river and a man dressed in a loin cloth who liked to eat insects and honey. You don't need all that priesthood stuff and you certainly don't need a religion invented by racist lunatics like Joseph Smith and Brigham Young.
Why is the Bible so hard for some people to grasp?
Yeah, Mary of Magdalene...pronounced "mag-dah-lin".
She was a (reformed?)(repented?)(can't find the right word) prostitute who changed her ways upon meeting Jesus. It's thought by a lot of people that she is the same prostitute who earlier in the gospels was saved from death by stoning from Jesus.
it can be spelled either magdalen or magdalene. either way, my name is pronounced as "magdalena." i spell it "lene" as a tribute to lene armstrong from aqua.
AQUA!!! They're like so cool. I remember when we could talk about them in IM and stuff. They were like the ORIGINAL.
Anyway, confirmations should only be done when one is over 16. I was confirmed last year and I don't think it made much difference. Well, Jesus paid me a visit the night I was confirmed and He exclaimed, "Idiot! Did I tell you to get confirmed? You just wasted your time when you should have been out getting drunk and getting sexed! You are no disciple of MINE, young man! Get you some tail, fool."
I swear that was no hallucination, Jesus was THERE. Man, He was THERE.
I think Sister Bush finally took a hint because I haven't seen her in weeks. Now I feel sorry for her. It's her own damn fault if she cries herself to sleep at night wondering why no one cares about that stupid religion. I'll keep reading the Book of Moron because I find it interesting. Joseph Smith was actually quite creative in thinking up its insanity.
we have girl missionaries in our ward, and I gave them some stickers I bought in utah. The stickers have faces of children with the words "I am a child of God" on them. The weird thing is, one little girl appears to be missing a tooth and has a black eye.
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