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Phen Lie-All
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:43 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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Shut up, Caity, no one cares!

You only need be baptised in a pool, a river or in the ocean and that is good enough for JESUS! Jesus Himself only needed a river and a man dressed in a loin cloth who liked to eat insects and honey. You don't need all that priesthood stuff and you certainly don't need a religion invented by racist lunatics like Joseph Smith and Brigham Young.

Why is the Bible so hard for some people to grasp?
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:48 am  Reply with quote
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I thought Magdalene was the black whore who fucked Jesus.

Please correct me if I am wrong.
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Magdalene
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:15 am  Reply with quote
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you may be thinking of mary magdelen? Magdalene is pronounced "magdalena"
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:09 am  Reply with quote
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Ok, TIFFANY.

HAHA, YES. JOE IS THE MEANEST.
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Magdalene
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:04 pm  Reply with quote
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bastid
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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:56 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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Yeah, Mary of Magdalene...pronounced "mag-dah-lin".

She was a (reformed?)(repented?)(can't find the right word) prostitute who changed her ways upon meeting Jesus. It's thought by a lot of people that she is the same prostitute who earlier in the gospels was saved from death by stoning from Jesus.
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Magdalene
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:30 pm  Reply with quote
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it can be spelled either magdalen or magdalene. either way, my name is pronounced as "magdalena." i spell it "lene" as a tribute to lene armstrong from aqua.
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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:55 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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Yeah, that's a German/any-kind-of-Bavarian-language thing. An 'e' at the end of a word is pronounced 'uh' or 'ah'
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Phen Lie-All
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:36 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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Magdalene wrote:
it can be spelled either magdalen or magdalene. either way, my name is pronounced as "magdalena." i spell it "lene" as a tribute to lene armstrong from aqua.


AQUA!!! They're like so cool. I remember when we could talk about them in IM and stuff. They were like the ORIGINAL.

Anyway, confirmations should only be done when one is over 16. I was confirmed last year and I don't think it made much difference. Well, Jesus paid me a visit the night I was confirmed and He exclaimed, "Idiot! Did I tell you to get confirmed? You just wasted your time when you should have been out getting drunk and getting sexed! You are no disciple of MINE, young man! Get you some tail, fool."

I swear that was no hallucination, Jesus was THERE. Man, He was THERE.
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Phen Lie-All
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:04 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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I think Sister Bush finally took a hint because I haven't seen her in weeks. Now I feel sorry for her. It's her own damn fault if she cries herself to sleep at night wondering why no one cares about that stupid religion. I'll keep reading the Book of Moron because I find it interesting. Joseph Smith was actually quite creative in thinking up its insanity.
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Magdalene
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:07 pm  Reply with quote
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we have girl missionaries in our ward, and I gave them some stickers I bought in utah. The stickers have faces of children with the words "I am a child of God" on them. The weird thing is, one little girl appears to be missing a tooth and has a black eye.
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