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I'm unique cuz...
I wipe my ass standing up.
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I chew my toenails.
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I piss before I shit.
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Due to the foul imagery, no one is going to collect your other poll options.
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I'm black.
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I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.
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Every so often I think "I know you're reading my mind" at people.
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I'm smart. You're dumb.
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I'm big. You're little.
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I'm right. You're wrong.
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Total Votes : 7

USAgent
PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:17 am  Reply with quote
Professorman Johnson
Professorman Johnson


Joined: 29 May 2007
Posts: 252
Location: The Great USA

I pretend to text when walking past someone or when sitting alone, so that I don't have to talk to them or so that I don't seem like a lonely fag.

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stuffislikerice
PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:05 pm  Reply with quote
Steven!
Steven!


Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 62
Location: Fuck Yeah: ATL, GA

I go to bookstores I do not typically frequent just to read crappy gossip magazines and I don't buy them so that there is no proof of me reading them.

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ookook
PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:12 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
Wisegay


Joined: 31 May 2007
Posts: 290
Location: YOUR BUTT HAHAAHAHAL OLOL

I go climb trails at 3AM and find a nice, high spot, and stare at the stars, secretly hoping that a meteor will crash near/on me and radiate my body, thus giving me super powers.

I should try that during a thunderstorm! 8D

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Everybody loves Joe's Girl ! =D
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Phen Lie-All
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:37 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
Wisegay


Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 312

I know I'm sure black. Unlike Bracken Whitey Peckerwood O'bama.
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BabyDragon'sMom
PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:06 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
Wisegay


Joined: 26 May 2007
Posts: 342
Location: Canada

When I'm warming up my voice, whenever I get to a G Major scale, I put in a Bb on the piano....every time! I don't understand why I do this but oh well.
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sorryboss
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:32 pm  Reply with quote
Totem Pole Jeff
Totem Pole Jeff


Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 42

I register on forums for the most obscure websites i can find, post a few times, leave it for a few years, then repost

I do the text while sitting alone thing too. I also pull out my phone every now and then as if it just vibrated so people think im heaps popular

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USAgent
PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:02 am  Reply with quote
Professorman Johnson
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Joined: 29 May 2007
Posts: 252
Location: The Great USA

sorryboss wrote:
I register on forums for the most obscure websites i can find, post a few times, leave it for a few years, then repost

I do the text while sitting alone thing too. I also pull out my phone every now and then as if it just vibrated so people think im heaps popular


Another day has gone
I'm still all alone
How could this be?
That you're not here with me?
You never said good bye

Pick up your money on the way out.

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ookook
PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:32 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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Joined: 31 May 2007
Posts: 290
Location: YOUR BUTT HAHAAHAHAL OLOL

What USAgent really meant in haiku form:

"You left me alone.
I will kill your family.
And Joe's Girl their bodies."

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