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USAgent
PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:06 am  Reply with quote
Professorman Johnson
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"If you give a man a jingle, he will jingle for the day
If teach a man to jingle, he will jingle all the way"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:07 am  Reply with quote
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That's awesome. Does he actually say that in the movie? I feel like he doesn't and you're a liyah. Is it actually a song? Because I nevah heard it befo.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:43 pm  Reply with quote
Professorman Johnson
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I WILL RESPOND WITH RHYMING.

In brightest day, in blackest night,
Not my problem, I'll be alright;
No cause you name is worth a fight,
Though if I'm bored, then yeah, I might.

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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:51 am  Reply with quote
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I hate the things you say.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:10 am  Reply with quote
Professorman Johnson
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"Life's full of tension, seriousness, drama and all those irritating things that reduce the fun quota of my life."
- Gringo

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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:58 pm  Reply with quote
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Ok, now that I do remember.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:22 am  Reply with quote
Professorman Johnson
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Don't try to hold the world's weight on your shoulders alone. Find someone to help you carry your weight, and help them hold theirs as well. That is the great secret.

No one has pointed out my elementary spelling error. At this I am deeply offended, and my bowels are ripe to be loosened.

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stuffislikerice
PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:48 pm  Reply with quote
Steven!
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you misspelled holiday.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:48 pm  Reply with quote
Steven!
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oh shit.

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USAgent
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:01 am  Reply with quote
Professorman Johnson
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Yes. Yes. Oh shit, indeed.

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Phen Lie-All
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:30 pm  Reply with quote
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It was the silent Christmas night
But no one put up a fight
When Santa raped elves in his sleigh
He cried to the moon "Ole, Ole!"
On Blixen, on Demetrius, on Frey
His time was certainly gay
Until he lost himself in the moonshine
And crashlanded in the watery brine
And the newborn King began to cry
As his momma's virgin breasts were dry
And even the angels stopped to sing
After Santa went for his fling

But lo, a candle flame of hope was seen in darkest night
So the children would not need to scream in fright
For hope was found within a far-off pole
Too cold for even a mole
And within a shroud of snow and ice
A darkened figure would role the dice
"Ah hah! Now my time draws near!"
"They will beg for all they hold dear!"
He roared in triumphant exclaim
As now he would achieve his fame

The secret long buried within the south
Would finally have its mouth
For as Argentina and Australia would drink their rum
Finally the time of the Dark One had come
Now the North would quake and fear
The newfound strength of the neglected sphere
Could be blamed on a trusted Saviour
Who indeed wielded a blazing spear

"Hark! Now despair, ye fearful ones
'For I have come to drink your rums
'I bring no toys like your jolly St. Nick
'For I am quite the dick
'My name ye shall know it well
'As in India do pagans dwell
'My name, Xanta Klaus, remember
'As your toys be burned to embers!"

And so across the northern sphere
Would flash evil Klaus's dreaded spear
Fine rums he would pursue and drink
While washing gnomes down the sink
On Tyrone, on Scorpion, on Bezelbub
Anime would be broadcast dubbed
The fanboys would scream in terror
Never realising their folly and error

For on this night the South would reign supreme
It was certainly not a dream
And Klaus smirked as his demons did flick
The drunken remains of poor Jolly St. Nick

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND PEACE ON EARTH!
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:14 pm  Reply with quote
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I've been trying to think of what to put up for another Christmas update. Looks like I've found it! THANKSSS PHENOMMMM.

Also, you never responded to my e-mail asking you to defend your review of Listen to Me. Or if you did I didn't get it. Perhaps I offended you with my suggestion that you must defend yourself? Anyway, you smell.

I am putting up this rhyme you've done. Thanks, peaches.
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FortheLoveofJoe
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:45 pm  Reply with quote
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WHAT THE!

OR MAYBE GRINGO WILL CIRCUMVENT ME AND PUT UP SOME FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!
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Phen Lie-All
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:45 pm  Reply with quote
Wisegay
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I probably did get that e-mail but as I am SO inundated with spam from fagbook, I must not have noticed it.
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