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The Shit House Poet
This grafitti is fleeting human contact. Two lost souls, but for a moment, we are lost together. I wonder who you are.
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Don't look over here. The joke is in your hand.
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While you're reading this, you might've already noticed the stench coming from this cabin. And you might've already realised I've written this with a chunk of shit.
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As I sit, I contemplate...do I shit or masturbate?
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Went outside and took a chance. Tried to fart but shit my pants.
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I ORDER YOU TO SIT DOWN.
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USAgent
PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:03 pm  Reply with quote
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An owl and a squirrel are on a tree, the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk.

The owl then proceeds to eat the squirrel because owls are birds of prey.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:28 pm  Reply with quote
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This is not realistic. Why were they sitting near each other in the first place? The squirrel either would have fled much sooner or the owl would've eaten it. Your joke fails both in humor and in realism.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:04 pm  Reply with quote
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I ORDER YOU TO SIT DOWN.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:28 pm  Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:23 pm  Reply with quote
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I went to the refrigerator (We seem to be hearing a lot about these things lately...), and I wanted some tuna so I took it out and I said it was meat.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:52 pm  Reply with quote
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In Venezuela they declared some edible rodent to be a FISH so they could eat it during Holy Week. Aren't Catholics just ILLOGICAL? Fish do not have whiskers, they have barbels.
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:51 pm  Reply with quote
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Why can't you find aspirin in the jungle?
Because it wouldn't be financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in an unpopulated rainforest.

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:07 pm  Reply with quote
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

One of many options could be said, depending on the psychology and personality of the chicken in question.

Perhaps the chicken was hungry, and its feeding center happened to be across the road. This would call into question why it was on the opposite side of the road in the first place. Perhaps there were some other chickens across the road, and the chicken in question enjoyed the company of other chickens. Perhaps their nesting ground was on the other side of the road, but that would be illogical, as nesting areas should be near to the feeding areas.

Furthermore, a road implies that the chickens have escaped containment, as a place where vehicles roam are usually where chickens are least likely to be seen. This calls into question the domesticity of the chicken in question. Had it have been a wild chicken, the chicken could easily be looking for food, or even a potential mate, which seems illogical, as the Roosters are the dominant ones.

This video calls into question the probability of strictly-enforced hierarchy-chickens. Perhaps the chicken in question needed to stop a rabbit fight, or to defend its territory from other less-superior chickens.

In closing, there are many, many possibilities to why the chicken crossed the road, but in conclusion, the chicken clearly crossed the road, simply to get to the other side, whatever its reason may have been.

Ba-dum *tch*

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PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2008 2:29 pm  Reply with quote
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I rather enjoyed that, ook. Although I'm not too sure how to respond.

Do this one:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I'm sure it started out as some sort of single celled creature, much like an egg, but evolved into a chicken. Or something.
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PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2008 3:09 pm  Reply with quote
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There is some clear evidence that claims the chicken came first.

There is also a technicality stating that dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens ever came about, but that would be cheating. Assuming that the first chicken-evolved mutation of some animal came from the first chicken-evolved mutation of its egg, then the egg had to have come first, whether the parent was a chicken or not.
Also "the chicken" came first if you look at the structure of the question.

Now look at this beautiful cock.


On a side note;
What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino?
Nothing, their genetic structures are different, so they can't reproduce with each other...

Oh and yes, your sig is quite awesome!

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