I Hate Crosswords Very Very Much

Thursday

I did open my copy of the Funday Times which I had brung straight to my bed and I opened it and I read it and then I found a crossword. I copied it and you can see it at the left (dad taught me left and right last night...left and right last night is a rhyme. I am a poet and I do not know it). This was the puzzler for the crossword:

Before After

Stuff that I written:

Mr. Present - Monday
Uncle Burns - Tuesday
My Big Plan - Wednesday