Uncle Burns

Tuesday

Uncle Cheney taught me how to make my days of the week go on their sides and slanty. He said you make it go italians in computer talk. Dad says I have to stop calling him Uncle Cheney. He looks like Mister Burns.

I had a pressed conference with him today, he was very angry at me because I waved my fingers above his fat round head when the lady took a picture. I am locked in my room now.

I have to pee.

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