Saturday, April 15, 2006


My blog is totally just turning into me bitching about things like a little livejournal wussbag but oh well.

I live in America. So my biggest problems are not about going hungry or not sewing enough shoes in a week but are, instead, based around stupid people pissing me off with their inanity and such and such.

Like people making noise for no reason.


People need to think THINK for just one goddamned second about how what they're doing affects other people.

What WHAT? Is this in direct contrast to my last blog entry in which I appeared to champion self-centeredness? No, jerk. I was saying people need to be self-centered in their wants and goals. I think people need to stay true to themselves (awwww) and really consider if what they're doing at any point in their life is good for them and is what they really want because, yes, goddammit, YOU need to be happy. First and foremost YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY, MOTHERFUCKER. That bullshit about not being able to love others before you love yourself? HELL YES IT'S TRUE. You have ANGER in you, you only bring that to the people around you and then morons start slapping bitches and shit. Look at all my cursing.

But this has nothing to do with what I came here to speak upon.

When I was on the train the other day, a gentleman sitting with his wife and child took it upon himself to take the umbrella he was holding and begin to TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP RAP RAP RAP SONOFABITCH GODDAMN IT on the floor. He was an interesting specimen, I must admit, as he didn't seem to be following any sort of rhythm that I could discern. It was just a series of random-ass taps, like the jackass was doing morse code or some shit.

In keeping with what I said before, maybe JUST MAYBE this ERRATIC TAPPING is what makes this guy truly FEEL ALIVE. Maybe he just can't be happy without rapping his umbrella on the floor like some Parkison's done overtook him suddenly. BUT I DOUBT IT.

Assuming that umbrella percussion is NOT this man's very lifeblood, he needs to CUT THAT CRAP OUT.

My sister once commented on what a very selfish act whistling in a public area is and I believe this is true. Even if the person is on key and even if you know what song they're whistling, it's a shrill, likely much less nice-sounding version of the song you know and love. It's just some goddamned noise festering within their brain and being translated through their lips. It's a sign that a person is so blissfully unaware or aware but just don't give a damn that people are around them. It's noise for the sake of noise FOR YOU. And the same goes for tapping like a jackanape.

I know people zone out and do things like this. You aren't thinking and you start tapping your pencil on your desk, something like that, yes? Well, there is your problem, friend. THINK for goodness' sakes. THINK. Realize what you are doing. It might hurt, I know, but at all times you must be thinking! You think when you're asleep don't you? Damn right, you do, little dreamer! So don't think for a second that you can get out of that crap while you're riding the damn bus or waiting in line or whatnot. You'll have time to rest those cognitive muscles when you're dead.

If you don't think you won't be able to consider your situation in life and fulfill your dreams accordingly. If you aren't thinking while crossing the street, you'll get flattened by a truck.

Most importantly, if you're bored and you stop thinking, you may very well end up producing some inane noise and that will most certainly piss me off.

In the words of George Costanza, "You know, we're living in a society!" Be aware of your surroudings and THINK.


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