Thursday, February 23, 2006

When You Dance, Dance for Pleasure

Ah, to dance! What an atrocious notion! People get up on each other and simulate sexual acts through the clothing! Gracious! Do I have to slip the gal a twenty afterwards?! Hahaha! I am going to get a lot of fans with this here blog!

The other type of dancing is not fake sex! It’s just like “Okay, I’m going to rock slowly back and forth on my feet and you are going to do it too and we’ll just do it in front of each other and THAT’S CALLED FUN!!” Ah, romance! How boring! No wonder girls hate me.

Of course, you can learn some difficult dancing like the tango and the salad dressing waltz but what is that? I have to rehearse and learn and practice for five years (FIVE YEARS EXACTLY) before I can have fun with my dancing? And what is so fun about it! You are just thinking “OKAY OKAY DO THIS DON’T SCREW UP DON’T SCREW UP!!!!” Hey, screw you, dancin’! You think you sooooooo da bomb but what you is really? You is nada nuttin’ stinkbucket!

Hell to Go! That is the new drive-thru porno store I am going to build.

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